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[cautionarystory]

Honeymoon's over, Duckie. I'm sure you and Elle Prefect will be very happy together, but I'm not her. Dunno who went and signed that marriage license, but my name's Bishop, so it couldn't've been me.

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Rick comes out swinging

[tehpeoplespoet]

....you're the one who married me! It was legal and real! I have witnesses! Why do you have to keep fighting this? I mean, really!

[cautionarystory]

No, Elle Prefect married you. I have no clue who that is. My name is Elle Bishop. I've got, like, documents and stuff that prove it.

[tehpeoplespoet]

Then your name must have been Elle Prefect when I married you! That makes the marriage legal, even if you changed your name back afterwards!

Besides, the priest said the union was secure in the eyes of God! Priests never say things like that unless the marriage is real!

[cautionarystory]

Prove it. My name's Bishop. Always has been.

Unless you can produce a marriage license, you can't prove you're married to anyone. And I think it got left at that port...

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