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[cautionarystory]

Dear Santa,

You don't exist and I hate your holiday. But since you seem to show up here every year and grant wishes, here's mine: kill everyone on this boat. ["Except Vince and Adam" is scrawled in after the fact.]

No love,
Elle

Happy, Admiral? I wrote your stupid Christmas letter!

[private to Howie, after much hesitation]

I'm not alright.

Comments

Private

[queensboulevard]

I'll bargain a bottle of tequila for my life.

Private

[cautionarystory]

Fine.

Re: Private

[queensboulevard]

"Fine?"

You have a shitty week?

Private

[cautionarystory]

You could say that.

Private

[cautionarystory]

That must've slipped my mind.

Private

[cautionarystory]

Just think what we could get up to if we had this big boat all to ourselves.

private

[cautionarystory]

Okay. To the talking, not the tea.

private

[cautionarystory]

Where would I go?

Private

[gray_atonement]

Thanks.

Private

[cautionarystory]

For asking the Admiral to kill you?

Private

[gray_atonement]

Sarcasm, for forgetting me.

Is "Vince" the one that's chasing you?

Private

[cautionarystory]

Vince was Peter's inmate.

[talldarksaviour]

This? This is my sad face.

[cautionarystory]

I can make it up to you.

[talldarksaviour]

Uh uh. You want me dead. I'm mortally offended.

[cautionarystory]

I'll make sure you go out with a bang.