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[cauchemal]

[Mal looks incredibly apprehensive as she turns on the camera.]

Dom, if you-

[She cuts herself off and is quiet for a moment; her expression hardens.] No. Never mind. If you're out there, I do not want to hear from you.

[Click. And no, she really does NOT want to hear from him, nor do any of her castmates. Other visitors, however, may respond if

Comments

[onlysafeinhell]

[Hey Mal, have a confused Australian teenager.]

I don't really want to butt in on anything personal, but I reckon there's nothing else for it... Can you tell me where all these bloody messages are coming from? Who are you guys?

[cauchemal]

[Well, she wasn't expecting to hear from anyone else, but it would be rude not to answer.]

I could tell you, but I'm not sure that you would believe me.

[onlysafeinhell]

[Ellie just wants a explanation, play nice.]

Well, come on, that makes me want to hear it even more.

[cauchemal]

There is a vessel called the Barge that moves through time and space, and a number of its inhabitants are aboard because someone believes that we have something to atone for.

[bob_fraser_snr]

Are you all right, ma'am?

[cauchemal]

[Oh, hell. Posting at all was clearly a mistake. But Mal pastes on a smile all the same.]

For the most part, yes.

[bob_fraser_snr]

[Doesn't believe that for a second. But he can't do anything about it from this distance.] All right, ma'am.

[cauchemal]

You sound as if none of this is too unusual to you.

IM IN UR THREAD. CHEERIN' U UP.

[needsaccordion]

[have a video! of an absurdly brightly colored place and a large pink flash. And then a pony with masses of pink curly hair appears]

....you don't wanna hear from me? What'd I do?

:D

[cauchemal]

[What. It's like one of Philippa's toys come to life. Mal is actually speechless and just STARES.]

I have to show you inception kids the Inception with Ponies in it trailer I found yesterday.

[needsaccordion]

...are you okay? [she frowns] You look scared.

If you ARE scared. Go ahead and laugh. Rainbow Dash says I can be scary sometimes but I don't think I am but sometimes she's a little mean but that's okay cause she's really loyal and Twilight Sparkle is always there and we're the best friends we could be and we sing and play games and we're never [deep breath] EVER sad.

I wish I could give you a cup cake. I found this thing and all of you seem WAY too serious. Where ARE you guys? Fillydelphia? My granny pie was from fillydelphia and it was always kinda noisy and they use magic to change the seasons and why would they DO that because oh my GOSH it's so much more fun to have the winter wrap up.

awesome. plz do.

[cauchemal]

...

This-it's called the Barge, and it's-

excuse me, but are you a pony?

[canistricari]

Yes or no? Yes or no? You should make up your mind, human female!

[cauchemal]

No. And who or what are you?

[canistricari]

Oh, but you don't mean that, do you?

I am the powerful and wise Coyote! Yip yip yip yip! Ahahahahaha!

[cauchemal]

And does it matter to you what I mean?

Coyote? The trickster?

[stepsonrakes]

You do realise, of course, that the sure fire way to hear from someone is to say you don't want to hear from them.

[cauchemal]

How very insightful.

[stepsonrakes]

True as ever.