Can I Have Your Number?

Jan 26, 2011 03:36

I don't even.
What?
This is...
I can't.

Warning for some language and slight sexual themes. Maybe PG.

It's inspired by this Mad TV sketch.
And is dedicated to cutloosemcgoose  I think you're the only one who's going to even find this remotely funny. If you do at all, that is. haha ( Read more... )

major crack, fic: can i have your number?, fan: fic

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LOL COMMENTING ON MY OWN FIC catrinasusanne January 26 2011, 19:41:56 UTC
I just remembered I wrote this and loled for real.

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Re: LOL COMMENTING ON MY OWN FIC sherbertglasses January 30 2011, 01:31:08 UTC
WHAT IS AIR?!!!

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Re: LOL COMMENTING ON MY OWN FIC catrinasusanne January 30 2011, 03:29:06 UTC
LOL IDK!!

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cutloosemcgoose January 27 2011, 03:29:49 UTC
OH MY GOD, I LOVVVVE IT, THIS IS AMAZING.

Seriously, I laughed like, twelve separate times while reading it. This is the best kind of crack, you should definitely submit to deancastiel (that's the community, yeah?)

OK, things that I loved:
"My name’s Dean. It’s spelled like ‘bean’ but with a ‘D,’” the man said. “I just wanted to let you know that the back of your head is ridiculous.”

"That’s a heavenly ass name, Castiel! Yeah, my little angel food cake! With some cherries on my angel food cake!” (How happy am I that you went there? THAT happy)

“Oh, Cassy, Cassy, Cassy, Cassy,” Dean said and climbed over the back of the chair to sit next to Cas. “Don’t be insecure, baby. Own that trench coat. Work that formal wear.”

“Oh okay, okay. I get it. You want to go through all the intricacies of cinema. You keep doing your thing my Castiel Holmes. My little angel food cake!” I am choosing to believe that Gabe was standing in the back of the theater, laughing his ass off at this entire interaction. The way all the people were probably ( ... )

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catrinasusanne January 27 2011, 05:48:50 UTC
OMG YAYYYYY!!!!! I WAS LITERALLY WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE. YESSSSSS!!!!

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cutloosemcgoose January 27 2011, 05:54:41 UTC
I SLEPT IN LATE AND WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION IN MY INBOX, I WAS LIKE, "GOOD MORNING PRESENT! YESSSS."

That little boy's face...was basically mine when I read it. No joke.
I can't believe you wrote it, either, although that is usually the best indicator of good crack. When you're read it and go, "I can't believe someone actually went there! I'm so happy that they did!"
I really do love it, though.

And yes, I do ship Dean/Cas (oh my god, avoiding posting shippy stuff on FFA is so haaard), but I also read gen stuff, too. You?

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catrinasusanne January 27 2011, 06:00:13 UTC
First: Found this on tumblr without even looking for it. what is the world?!

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vivhasarifle January 28 2011, 01:31:43 UTC
XD! Yes. Just...yes.

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hauntingblood January 28 2011, 06:55:11 UTC
!!!!!!!!!!!
... I have so much love for this it is indescrible.
Like epicsundae in awesomesauce.

And I read this as Castiel with his voice and Dean with Darrel's voice. It sounded hilarious in my head.

<3
xx

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catrinasusanne January 30 2011, 03:31:02 UTC
HAHAHA!!! <333 epicsundae with awesomesauce? YES!! Thanks!! :DD

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hauntingblood January 30 2011, 04:22:30 UTC
I dont even rememeber typing that but okay! I like it!
No problem=)

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mulder200 January 28 2011, 03:29:37 UTC
LOL! Now that was some serious crack! I bet Gabriel was standing at the entrance just laughing his ass off.

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catrinasusanne January 30 2011, 03:31:51 UTC
He probably was. :))
Thanks for commenting!

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queen_rabbit January 28 2011, 04:07:06 UTC
O.M.G! My best firends sister knows the whole skit to this!
When I saw the title I couldn't belive my eyes. I laughed so hard my face and stomach hurt! :D
AMAZING!

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catrinasusanne January 30 2011, 03:32:47 UTC
Sorry to cause you physical pain! <3
Thanks for commenting, bb!
And THAT GIF. LOL.

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