I don't even.
What?
This is...
I can't.
Warning for some language and slight sexual themes. Maybe PG.
It's inspired by
this Mad TV sketch.
And is dedicated to
cutloosemcgoose I think you're the only one who's going to even find this remotely funny. If you do at all, that is. haha
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Seriously, I laughed like, twelve separate times while reading it. This is the best kind of crack, you should definitely submit to deancastiel (that's the community, yeah?)
OK, things that I loved:
"My name’s Dean. It’s spelled like ‘bean’ but with a ‘D,’” the man said. “I just wanted to let you know that the back of your head is ridiculous.”
"That’s a heavenly ass name, Castiel! Yeah, my little angel food cake! With some cherries on my angel food cake!” (How happy am I that you went there? THAT happy)
“Oh, Cassy, Cassy, Cassy, Cassy,” Dean said and climbed over the back of the chair to sit next to Cas. “Don’t be insecure, baby. Own that trench coat. Work that formal wear.”
“Oh okay, okay. I get it. You want to go through all the intricacies of cinema. You keep doing your thing my Castiel Holmes. My little angel food cake!” I am choosing to believe that Gabe was standing in the back of the theater, laughing his ass off at this entire interaction. The way all the people were probably ( ... )
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That little boy's face...was basically mine when I read it. No joke.
I can't believe you wrote it, either, although that is usually the best indicator of good crack. When you're read it and go, "I can't believe someone actually went there! I'm so happy that they did!"
I really do love it, though.
And yes, I do ship Dean/Cas (oh my god, avoiding posting shippy stuff on FFA is so haaard), but I also read gen stuff, too. You?
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... I have so much love for this it is indescrible.
Like epicsundae in awesomesauce.
And I read this as Castiel with his voice and Dean with Darrel's voice. It sounded hilarious in my head.
<3
xx
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No problem=)
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Thanks for commenting!
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When I saw the title I couldn't belive my eyes. I laughed so hard my face and stomach hurt! :D
AMAZING!
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Thanks for commenting, bb!
And THAT GIF. LOL.
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