I'd rather be sexually harrassed.

[catbite]

The most horrible thing happened to me at work yesterday. I approached this table of eight people and this old blow-hard says to me ,"If you don't pray with us, you don't get a tip!" WTF

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[brynwulf]

wow, things have definitely gotten worse around there. That's fucking insane!!! Hey are you going to be able to come to our housewarming 11/4, even if a little bit? I want to see you so bad!

[thelucyfurr]

you should have said, "Okay, but I get to do the praying", and then when all eyes were closed gone on to thank Gork for all the ponies and frenchfries that fill the glorious boozems of Doris Day lookalikes across the globe.

so, did they end up tipping you after all?