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[cataphasia]

Did anyone wake up and realize they weren't in a post-apocalyptic planet they were used to? And that someone inserted you right into Pleasantville Discedo style? [There's some fumbling.]

Shoot, she followed me here. [There's a bit more fumbling, and soon a new and very female voice can be heard.] There you are, Billy-kins! What are you doing- Oh~

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[cataphasia]

You're not a normal high school student, are you?

[cataphasia]

It seems I'm a normal high school student here. I woke up in a strange room, in a house, and then I have fake parents. Even my fake mom made me breakfast, and my fake brother said something about my girlfriend coming over so we could all walk together to school.

[Pause.]

I think someone has altered reality.

[invisibill]

Check and check. You have any clue what happened?

[cataphasia]

I've known some people who have gone through something like this before. Do you know if anyone has the ability to alter or warp realty?

[invisibill]

With some of the people in Discedo? I wouldn't be surprised. But I can't think of any one person off hand.

[cataphasia]

I only know one person, and if she was here...

Billy-kins, come on, get off the phone! Let's go grab a snack before you walk me home.

I, uh, just ignore the girl in the background. If someone has this ability, there's a chance they could reverse it. There's also the chance they could make things worse.

[fierybluebird]

So you got a crazy girlfriend too?

Has she tried stabbing you her shoes?

[cataphasia]

Yeah, and it's not a club I thought I'd ever find myself in.

No, but she has tried to smoother me with kisses and keeps calling me weird pet names.

[fierybluebird]

...

Fuck you're lucky.

Mine does the pet name thing too. Just... not always nice ones necessarily.

[cataphasia]

I wouldn't say lucky as she's not my type, not my type at all.

Maybe she lives by the philosophy of 'cruel to be kind'.

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[musicboxsoldier]

Yes, we're not the only ones either.

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[cataphasia]

Do you have any idea how many of us from the "real" Discedo are here?

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[musicboxsoldier]

No, but I'm attempting to gather as many names as possible.

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[cataphasia]

You can add me onto the list of sane in Pleasantville. If there's anything I can do, I can try.

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[volcanisms]

At least you have someone to guide you to class.

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[cataphasia]

If you want my girlfriend, I'd gladly give her to you if I could.

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[volcanisms]

I'll pass, thanks.

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[cataphasia]

But if you are going to school, maybe tomorrow we could check in with each other to see if we've got any information to help us. I paid attention in history class, and it sounded like there was fighting or war going on before.