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[cataphasia]

Did anyone wake up and realize they weren't in a post-apocalyptic planet they were used to? And that someone inserted you right into Pleasantville Discedo style? [There's some fumbling.]

Shoot, she followed me here. [There's a bit more fumbling, and soon a new and very female voice can be heard.] There you are, Billy-kins! What are you doing- Oh~

Comments

[fierybluebird]

So you got a crazy girlfriend too?

Has she tried stabbing you her shoes?

[cataphasia]

Yeah, and it's not a club I thought I'd ever find myself in.

No, but she has tried to smoother me with kisses and keeps calling me weird pet names.

[fierybluebird]

...

Fuck you're lucky.

Mine does the pet name thing too. Just... not always nice ones necessarily.

[cataphasia]

I wouldn't say lucky as she's not my type, not my type at all.

Maybe she lives by the philosophy of 'cruel to be kind'.

[fierybluebird]

Wrong gender or do you just prefer the violent type?

Eh, maybe. She's really fond of black. I'm not sure what to make of it.

[cataphasia]

Wrong gender, and even then, I'm not into the overly affectionate and squeaky voices type. Though, sometimes being protective can be appealing.

Wish I could give you some advice, but being a teenage boy makes me pretty unqualified.

[fierybluebird]

Understood. I know Ace is never going to let me live it down. Nor Doc Worth if he's here.

Eh, it's fine. I can handle girls. If it was a guy I'd just kick him out, this is hardly the end of the world though. I've dealt with strong-willed terrifying women before.

[cataphasia]

I don't think my brother back home is going to believe I had a girlfriend, and when he does, he'll just say it took someone to alter reality for me to get one.

I've dealt with some scary women, but I never thought getting hugged to death would be possible until now.

[fierybluebird]

Alter reality sounds about right.

[Just laughs.] Well, at least she likes you. Maybe she's a beard.

[cataphasia]

[A little laugh, too.] It seems Discedoville doesn't exactly approve of my orientation, then.

[fierybluebird]

Huh. You think so?

[Tilts head thinking. Given all the antics between Seifer, Ace, and Doc Worth, it was probable people thought Marco was pretty gay. Was having a girlfriend supposed to say something to him too?]