Last night I had the strangest dream. I dreamed I killed you again. Don't make me kill you again, 'cause I couldn't bear to kill you again.

I buried my favorite this past week. She was seventy-seven. No more spanking and being called "crazy" by a bi-polar schizophrenic. I had to go above and beyond job duties and do things for the funeral, including picking out the corpse's clothing, pick up personal effects, drop off said things, speak at the funeral, and be a pallbearer. You hear me ( Read more... )

I think there is a fish in my colostomy bag...

So I finally recieved my professionally done literary critique of my poetry. I think that s/he was very confused. I kept getting the phrase "I don't understand...". On one hand, I like the fact that the Literary Critic does not understand (nor pretends to have some sort of grandiose meaning of my work), but I feel a little jaded that I paid a good ( Read more... )

I get to plan a trivia night fundraiser. Fuck you!

In the near future, I get to have a literary agent to take my money. Fuck you!

[In reference of gift baskets for our pet picture fundraiser]

Mark: We can get gift certificates for vet services...

Rob: Yeah. Coupons for euthanasia.

[Stunned silence]

Now that I have a semi-regular internet connection, I again have discovered the joys of new music. Here are some things I found that I had previously lack experience it(to bad no one will care except Alex and Other Rob [and Alex has already sampled most these ( Read more... )

The movie American Psycho gets me pumped.

I think it would be mildly humorous if someone yelled out a window at a person on the street a la A Christmas Carol "You there boy! [Irregardless if it were a male or female] What day is it? There's still time! Go get me the biggest goose you can find." Instead of throwing money, the "Scrooge" would shoot ( Read more... )

Heath Ledger died. He evidently saw his portrayal in A Knight's Tale. Too soon? I don't think so. Though I'm saddened because he was supposed to be the best Joker ever. A suicidal sociopath? That's something I can sink my teeth into. Pity ( Read more... )

In a span of four days I made two people cry. Interestingly, for once the crying wasn't work related. Fuckin' clown.