This seems ill-advised. And yet, I am compelled. So here you go:

The Very Secret Diary of Legolas

Day One: Whee!

Day Two: I like to run!

Day Three: I look good when I run!

Day Four: I also look good standing still. Running across Riddermark v. good excercise. I swear my butt has just gotten firmer. Is that even possible?

Day Six: ( Read more... )

Hi. Just a quick note saying ( Read more... )

The Very Secret Diary of Theoden

Co-written with lorax523, who is, as always, in inspiration to me in all things.

Day One Desperately in need of new personal assistant. Have contacted Ninety Minute Minion Services in Isengard. Seems best bet as if minion does not arrive in ninety minutes you get free Orc. Do not actually know what would do with Orc ( Read more... )

Ok. Have buckled like belt. Have written new VSD. Have committed character assasination on Faramir, but then if PJ can do it, so can I.

The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Part Two

Day One Ran forty miles across Rohan. No squirrels to eat. Gimli looking about roasting size. Have been told dwarf tastes like chicken. Still not ( Read more... )

*unlocks journal, unbans everyone, opens windows and lets in sunlight*

*shower of dust falls on head*

*coughs*

Eighteen days.

Now to get around to seeing the extended cut of FOTR....

*snertle ( Read more... )

There will not be another Diary for a while. The reason for this is that the movie is no longer out in theaters. If I can't watch LOTR for reference, I really can't do another diary, since the diaries are movie-canon and it's too hard to do them from memory. I'll probably do another one when the DVD comes out, especially for deleted scenes. Cassie ( Read more... )

The Secret Diary of Sauron

Dedicated to John, the sweetest loveliest guy who was ever hacked by a complete loser. And Alex, because he’s been sick. I mean ill. Oh, whatever.

Day One:

Dirty weekend with Elrond turned sour when I told him purple was not his color.

Day Five Have been marched against by last alliance of men and nancing elves. ( Read more... )

Hey there. People have been asking me where my HP journal is, since this is the LOTR one. It's here. It's totally not a secret or anything; it's just that there won't be any diaries posted there, or any pervy hobbit-fancying. We fancy Draco there instead.

The Secret Diary of Sauron

Day One: Dirty weekend with Elrond turned sour when I told him purple was not his color.

Day Five Have been marched against by last alliance of men and nancing elves. Is transparent attempt by Elrond to get back at me for comment about purple. I will not take it back! I told him purple made him look like an eggplant, ( Read more... )