Never was fond of Christmas. Have no one to spend it with and I'm not loony enough yet to buy a giant train set for the sole purpose of stealing my house from me.

Heh, I do have the faculty party to look forward to...

Lyonell! You're coming with me to the Homecoming dance. And you're wearing a dress.

And if you wear that pink teffeta nightmare I will have to HURT you!

Lyonell talked me into getting one of these. Mentioned something about unbound hilarity, a prank war, and making the students nervous.

Heh.