So I found this in the sunday funnies. I had to share it.


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Lyonell, why are you wearing that stupid hat of yours? And you've taken off work the last two days. You only wear that stupid hat of yours when...

Oh GOD NO!

It looks like the other teachers will be having fun this Halloween ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, I am back from my vacation ( Read more... )

Finally. The students are off and grades are turned in and it's a good month and a half before summer football training.

And I'm not teaching summer school this year! Ha!

I feel surprisingly good. Got up at the crack of noon, went for a run, had breakfast, for some reason found a hairy man in my bed. Kicked Lyonell back to the couch then started my day.

I dunno if I should pound you or not, Lyonell.

Lyonell have you been spiking my energy drinks with your funky teas?

I've been having dreams of being a horse. They're very nice dreams but seriously. I've never dreampt of being something other than me before.

Something Lyonell suggested I do while he was coercing me into helping move all his stuff.

The weirdest thing happened. A skinny little girl showed up on my doorstep trying to find her "daddy-kins" tried to attack me with a giant sword bigger than she was.

I did the sensible thing and dodged but at some point the little girl screamed something about me being a woman and... melted. I swept the goo outside but still...

What is going

School's back on and that means training for basketball season.

I'm a bit disappointed that Long won't be on the team this year. Word around the teacher's lounge is that he's got himself a job at Axion. That should keep him busy enough.

Baxter! Stop getting detentions during practice! It's a problem.