I just checked a Euromillions ticket from a couple of weeks ago (it was a rollover...) and I've won!!

Well, £6.20 isn't to be sniffed at!

If I had a trust fund, I'd be able to access it today. I think I would now be counted as an adult by every culture on earth.

Does anyone know what was going on with the onions this morning??

And just outside Heathrow is NOT the place to remember this salient fact!

Last weekend went so wrong! But at least we now know how much a return taxi trip from heathrow to clifton costs* :o)

*£250 if you shop around