FIC: Checkpoint

[carylic]

*damns that TV ad for Border Security with the Frisky Frisker*

Title: Checkpoint
Pairing: Racy-Or-Hard
Rating: Er, whatever comes before R in the american rating system.
Warnings: Groping, lame 'excuse' for the groping. Some viewers may be disturbed by certain mentions of Dumbledore.
Disclaimer: Rowling has this wacky idea that they're completely

Comments

[ksenia_blondie]

Owwwwww!! Niiiiiiice and fluffy and sexy! *admires*

[carylic]

Thanks :D. I was planning on writing about the 'cavity search', but I thought it would be nicer to just let the readers use imagination. (IE I got lazy)

[ksenia_blondie]

No-no-no, it's OK! Sometimes all the smut is in our mind's eye... *wink-wink*

[danbi]

You're so snarky. And so is your Draco. It's awesome. Heh heh.

All of a sudden, a cavity search sounds appealing.

Imagine that.

[carylic]

Oh, I am imagining it, believe me :D

[danbi]

I'll just bet you are.

And here: dialogue-only. A bit late, but I thought I'd link in case you were still interested for some reason.

[lazy_daze]

*grins* that was ace.

[abremaline]

Hahaha! VERY cute. :)

[enne_de_paix]

Now, you don't get more classy than "cavity search" for a chat-up line, do you?

Perfectly snarky and fluffy and wonderful.

[carylic]

Oh, I don't know, I reckon the line 'tax audit' could be twisted into something truly classy :D