I am finally out of that cold ass cave in Maryland, only to come to a funny-smelling, not-much-warmer cave in NJ.  The Provider is once again my man in the Unions - which is good, because I was about to leave his ass for a dude who owned a scrap-yard and some illegal casinos. 

Word, so we're back here in MD.  I told my man he better not be caught slippin' up in Dirty Jersey, and he partied 24-7 and had to move back in with the fam.  I told his young ass to slow his roll, but of course he don't listen to experience.  Now, I run amokk out here, and I pee where I damn well please!  And if he leaves any more wires around, ( Read more... )

I do not normally like having my rest interrupted by Young Buck, or any member of G-Unit.  If you absolutely must wake my sleep, I prefer Mos Def or Common.  Thank you.

There's nothing like tearing up (literally and figuratively) some Malcolm X to raise your mind.  My human keeps getting mad at me for getting hair in his keyboard...he's lucky I haven't peed in it, MAN!!

It's because The Provider has to travel to Baton Rouge to handle some business.  I told him that he better stock my food and water, because I may be having some ladies come through here for some bunning.  All I know is, he better come back, or else his bed is MINE.

The ride from the old house to the new house is long, but I like it when The Provider lights it off with the Bob Marley, particularly the Rastaman Vibrations album.  Everything else is just too loud for my sensitive ears.

Except Method & Red.  He can play them ANY time...

Might anyone have a Benson & Hedges??

So, my man bombyamom and I are about to move to Jersey.  He says that we'll have a nice room somewheres, which is good, because I'm about to mess up his mama's dogg if the thing comes down here trying to start something again.  And I better not have to be put back on cage lock-down 24-7 either...

Yo. I am Eddie The Rabbit, former long-ear in the pet-shop business; well, the pet shop that was used as a front for my casino in the back. Damn ASPCA, they can't let you live! Anyway, these days, I'm hiding out with
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