k.... so....I've been EXTREMELY ill all day yesterday. This gave me ample time to reflect on life and how to be safe wile living. talking smurfs.... something you should know about these blue vermin is that they WILL kill you and your family first chance they get and they will laugh wile doing it. During my brief period of ailment i have devised ( Read more... )

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being tied to a chair can be fun. I just wouldn't suggest it be done in combination with fire.... or sharks.

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Eric and I made friends with the fellow at the mc donolds drive through window wile we were waiting for our food. he gave us lots of extra fries!!!!! I fuckin love fries!!!

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I gots me show tomorrow! runnin the 17th 18th and 19th. screamfest in orlando!!! Be there or i'll assume you hate me!

my chinchilla bit my nipple

one more day of work and i'm on vacation

five more days and imma be in orlando selling art at screamfest!

everyone come to screamfest in orlando and buy stuff from me!

...i'm so broke...

oh well... at least i'm pretty

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