could save your life

[carrion_heart]

k.... so....I've been EXTREMELY ill all day yesterday. This gave me ample time to reflect on life and how to be safe wile living. talking smurfs.... something you should know about these blue vermin is that they WILL kill you and your family first chance they get and they will laugh wile doing it. During my brief period of ailment i have devised

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[angel_mattingly]

And here I thought that Smurfs were just cartoons. I guess I should know better by now since the world is being taken over by evil Gnomes. Have you SEEN the Travelocity commercial? They are plotting I tell you.

Either Smurfs are evil in a way I'm not certain of yet, seeing as how you haven't told me how they are evil lol, I'm going to assume you're high off some anti-sickness medication of some variety.

P.S. I am secretly a Smurf muhahahahha!

[carrion_heart]

just to let you know gnomes have nothing on smurfs. smurfs actually require humans hearts to maintain their youth and will stop an nothing to consume them. Should you come across a smurf retreat without hesitation because the only way you're going to see a smurf is if it WANTS you to see it. This typically means there are several others waiting in ambush.