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Please Don't Feed The Crackpot

Feb 10, 2011 01:48

[Warning! Warning! Crazy dead guy in the musebox today! He's harmless for the most part. But being dead hasn't put a damper on his life. Actualy, quite the opposite. As it turns out, being dead and still moving makes you like a mutant, super-powered roach. You can't really kill something that isn't alive to begin with. But he does seem intent on ( Read more... )

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lackslucidity February 11 2011, 06:13:19 UTC

The one... [He pauses, his expression confused.] The... with the... you know... [Pause.] It had something to do with a microwave. WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS, HUH?! Are you with the BBB???

isaiditsallen February 11 2011, 20:07:45 UTC

...the microwave? How could a couch have anything to do with a microwave? [Yuu-chan taught him about microwaves the same day she forced him to watch Jaws. Microwaves are for popcorn as far as Allen is concerned.]

Wh-what? What's the BBB? [He's looking around frantically. That sounds like a government acronym and the last thing he wants is to get in trouble with the government.]

lackslucidity February 11 2011, 23:59:36 UTC

You question my scientific knowlege?! Yes, the microwave! Stop asking questions! You are from the BBB aren't you?! Damn BBB people! Our 'buisness' is just fine the way it is! We hired a woman, a hobbit and a freakin Sasquatch already! How's that for equal opportunities??? [Pause, his voice goes back to a normal tone.] I wonder if Xemnas counts as 'black'? He wasn't that dark-skinned until he came out of the darkness. Completely illogical if you ask me... Darkness giving you a freakin' tan... [Incoherent mumbling--He seems a bit out of it...]

isaiditsallen February 12 2011, 07:38:08 UTC

Ugh! I knew it was a bad idea staying in here with you! Insane stalker is insane! How is that a stretch? BBB? There's no such thing! I don't believe you anymore. You're not a mythbuster, there is no hobbit, there is no Sasquatch, there is no equal opportunity and there is no tanning in darkness! [Ranting because he's that freaked!] I'm stuck in at a room with an insane man! Argh!

Allen and Vexen lackslucidity February 12 2011, 07:54:28 UTC

BBB is the Better Buisness Bureau and of course it exists! They keep sending us mail! And I'll have you know that Zexion is a hobbit, Xaldin is a Sasquatch and Xemnas did mysteriously become black after he went into the darkness! [Oh look, you invoked semi-lucidity in him... even if he's still off his rocker a bit.] Oh! We have a PIRATE too! Frickin' Xigbar and his frickin' guns!

Re: Allen and Vexen isaiditsallen February 12 2011, 10:18:07 UTC

You, sir, are insane! [That's all he has to say on the subject. XD]

Re: Allen and Vexen lackslucidity February 12 2011, 11:41:20 UTC

YOU, SIR, ARE A JELLY BEAN! [Don't you love how ridiculous he is?]

Re: Allen and Vexen yuu_chan_kanda February 12 2011, 23:13:16 UTC

[Walks in just as he says that.] Jellybeans? I love jellybeans. Oh, there you are Allen. Here, for you. [Hands him a note.] Have fun!

Re: Allen and Vexen isaiditsallen February 13 2011, 01:46:53 UTC

Eh? Yuu-chan? [Accepts the note without thinking.]

Re: Allen and Vexen lackslucidity February 13 2011, 04:55:35 UTC

Oh, Granddaughter, good. Explain to this man that he's being ridiculous.

Re: Allen and Vexen yuu_chan_kanda February 13 2011, 06:11:47 UTC

Eh? Allen, are you being ridiculous? You shouldn't do that. [She pecks a kiss on Vexen's cheek.] See ya, Granddaddy. Just came here on an errand, to deliver that message to Allen.

[She waves as she leaves.] Play nice you two!

Re: Allen and Vexen lackslucidity February 13 2011, 11:21:40 UTC

[He seems smug.] See? Hobbit and Sasquatches and Women DO exist.

Re: Allen and Vexen isaiditsallen February 13 2011, 01:46:00 UTC

[More ranty Allen coming you're way! XD]

[Allen stares at him like he's crazy.] Why am I trying to reason with you? You're insane! Can you even understand what I'm saying?

Re: Allen and Vexen lackslucidity February 13 2011, 04:56:58 UTC

You don't have to yell. My hearing isn't gone yet. [And then he pulls out a lighter and heads back to the couch. Now would be the time to stop him Allen.]

Re: Allen and Vexen isaiditsallen February 14 2011, 15:49:25 UTC

Wah! Don't, don't, don't, don't! Are you trying to kill us? [Ignore the random flailing. He's panicked, okay?]

Re: Allen and Vexen lackslucidity February 15 2011, 11:20:24 UTC

Oh be quiet! I know what I'm doing! [He sounds perfectly lucid now, but his actions are anything but as he tries again to approach the couch and light the fuse.]

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