Please Don't Feed The Crackpot

[lackslucidity]

[Warning! Warning! Crazy dead guy in the musebox today! He's harmless for the most part. But being dead hasn't put a damper on his life. Actualy, quite the opposite. As it turns out, being dead and still moving makes you like a mutant, super-powered roach. You can't really kill something that isn't alive to begin with. But he does seem intent on

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[yuu_chan_kanda]

Granddaddy! I've been looking for you! [No, not realy. She just happened to wander into this place by accident.] Where have you been?

[lackslucidity]

[He stops singing but continues packing explosives.] Mmm? Me? I don't know. I was in my lab making these teabags and then I was here. ['Teabags' he calls them...]

[yuu_chan_kanda]

Teabags? What teabags? [She looks around in confusion.] I don't see any teabags...

[lackslucidity]

[He holds up one of the explosives.] Teabags. [And then tucks it in under the cushions with the rest.] I'll fix us some tea later.

[isaiditsallen]

What's that song? [Walks into the room unsuspecting. He falls over, recongizing his stalker.] Wah! It's you!

[lackslucidity]

.......Do I know you?

[Totaly blank stare. Crazy people are SO unreliable.]

[isaiditsallen]

Yes! You were stalking me! [Still on the floor.]

[lackslucidity]

Don't be silly. I don't stalk people. [Pack, pack, pack. He's so excited about blowing up the couch.] I'm a Mythbuster.