Please Don't Feed The Crackpot

[lackslucidity]

[Warning! Warning! Crazy dead guy in the musebox today! He's harmless for the most part. But being dead hasn't put a damper on his life. Actualy, quite the opposite. As it turns out, being dead and still moving makes you like a mutant, super-powered roach. You can't really kill something that isn't alive to begin with. But he does seem intent on

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[yuu_chan_kanda]

Granddaddy! I've been looking for you! [No, not realy. She just happened to wander into this place by accident.] Where have you been?

[lackslucidity]

[He stops singing but continues packing explosives.] Mmm? Me? I don't know. I was in my lab making these teabags and then I was here. ['Teabags' he calls them...]

[yuu_chan_kanda]

Teabags? What teabags? [She looks around in confusion.] I don't see any teabags...

[lackslucidity]

[He holds up one of the explosives.] Teabags. [And then tucks it in under the cushions with the rest.] I'll fix us some tea later.

[yuu_chan_kanda]

Teabags, huh? [Sorry, she's not going to stop him from blowing up the couch. She might contain the blast, though.] I prefer to make my own tea. I'll make you some later as well, Granddaddy.

[A pause.] Can I ask why you are stuffing the couch with teabags Granddaddy?

[lackslucidity]

I have to hide them or else Xemnas will use them all.

[yuu_chan_kanda]

Xemnas like teabags?

[lackslucidity]

Yes. He's always using them all.

[yuu_chan_kanda]

Must be rather annoying. I can see why you have to hide them. Any reason in particular why the couch?

[lackslucidity]

He never looks there. [He pulling out a lighter now.]

[yuu_chan_kanda]

I probably wouldn't look in the couch for teabags either. [Still not stopping him. If he wants to blow the place up, that's his thing. She'll just contain the blast best as she can.] Why are you lighting them, then?

Yuu & Vexen ('Sploding couch)

[lackslucidity]

[He doesn't answer just lights them. And sits there by the couch. Watching the fuse burn down and down and... Then it explodes!] AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [And sends him flying backwards full force. He hits the wall and crumples. He looks as if he's dead, but give him a few minutes....]

Re: Yuu & Vexen ('Sploding couch)

[yuu_chan_kanda]

[Just kind of standing there.] Well that was entertaining but short lived. Wonder what he thought he was doing.

[She calls out to him.] Granddaddy! Are you alive? [She's sooo worried. Standing there, looking slightly amused, leaning on the wall. Very worried. Really.]

Re: Yuu & Vexen ('Sploding couch)

[lackslucidity]

[After a few moments a shaky hand raises and waves. Before bending awkwardly the wrong way, obviously broken.]

Re: Yuu & Vexen ('Sploding couch)

[yuu_chan_kanda]

Does that hurt? Would you like me to set that for you? [Still leaning against the wall.]

Re: Yuu & Vexen ('Sploding couch)

[lackslucidity]

[He uses his other hand to push himself up. And then digs in his pocket for a moment. He comes up with a green bottle with a star on the lable. And drinks it down. His arm un-bends from it's awkward angle on it's own, crackling noisilly. And with a small 'pop' it's fixed. He flexes his fingers curiously.]

No. All better.