Please Don't Feed The Crackpot

[lackslucidity]

[Warning! Warning! Crazy dead guy in the musebox today! He's harmless for the most part. But being dead hasn't put a damper on his life. Actualy, quite the opposite. As it turns out, being dead and still moving makes you like a mutant, super-powered roach. You can't really kill something that isn't alive to begin with. But he does seem intent on

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[isaiditsallen]

What's that song? [Walks into the room unsuspecting. He falls over, recongizing his stalker.] Wah! It's you!

[lackslucidity]

.......Do I know you?

[Totaly blank stare. Crazy people are SO unreliable.]

[isaiditsallen]

Yes! You were stalking me! [Still on the floor.]

[lackslucidity]

Don't be silly. I don't stalk people. [Pack, pack, pack. He's so excited about blowing up the couch.] I'm a Mythbuster.

[isaiditsallen]

Mythbuster? What Myth are you busting?

[lackslucidity]

The one with the exploding couch.

[Vague answer is vague--He just wants to blow it up. And possibly honestly believes he's a Mythbuster.]

[isaiditsallen]

...there's a myth about exploding couches? What kind of myth is that?

[lackslucidity]

The one... [He pauses, his expression confused.] The... with the... you know... [Pause.] It had something to do with a microwave. WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS, HUH?! Are you with the BBB???

[isaiditsallen]

...the microwave? How could a couch have anything to do with a microwave? [Yuu-chan taught him about microwaves the same day she forced him to watch Jaws. Microwaves are for popcorn as far as Allen is concerned.]

Wh-what? What's the BBB? [He's looking around frantically. That sounds like a government acronym and the last thing he wants is to get in trouble with the government.]

[lackslucidity]

You question my scientific knowlege?! Yes, the microwave! Stop asking questions! You are from the BBB aren't you?! Damn BBB people! Our 'buisness' is just fine the way it is! We hired a woman, a hobbit and a freakin Sasquatch already! How's that for equal opportunities??? [Pause, his voice goes back to a normal tone.] I wonder if Xemnas counts as 'black'? He wasn't that dark-skinned until he came out of the darkness. Completely illogical if you ask me... Darkness giving you a freakin' tan... [Incoherent mumbling--He seems a bit out of it...]

[isaiditsallen]

Ugh! I knew it was a bad idea staying in here with you! Insane stalker is insane! How is that a stretch? BBB? There's no such thing! I don't believe you anymore. You're not a mythbuster, there is no hobbit, there is no Sasquatch, there is no equal opportunity and there is no tanning in darkness! [Ranting because he's that freaked!] I'm stuck in at a room with an insane man! Argh!

Allen and Vexen

[lackslucidity]

BBB is the Better Buisness Bureau and of course it exists! They keep sending us mail! And I'll have you know that Zexion is a hobbit, Xaldin is a Sasquatch and Xemnas did mysteriously become black after he went into the darkness! [Oh look, you invoked semi-lucidity in him... even if he's still off his rocker a bit.] Oh! We have a PIRATE too! Frickin' Xigbar and his frickin' guns!

Re: Allen and Vexen

[isaiditsallen]

You, sir, are insane! [That's all he has to say on the subject. XD]

Re: Allen and Vexen

[lackslucidity]

YOU, SIR, ARE A JELLY BEAN! [Don't you love how ridiculous he is?]

Re: Allen and Vexen

[yuu_chan_kanda]

[Walks in just as he says that.] Jellybeans? I love jellybeans. Oh, there you are Allen. Here, for you. [Hands him a note.] Have fun!

Re: Allen and Vexen

[isaiditsallen]

Eh? Yuu-chan? [Accepts the note without thinking.]