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[carringtown]

I'm taking a weekend off from life. Last night Michael was Mr. VIP at a club and I know he wants to tell me all about it....and I wanna hear all about it. But if I call him I know I'll let my lesbian ass be dragged out tonight. Can...not...let...happen

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[anonymous]

cheese from a can is fucking amazing.

DON'T HATE.

psshhhh.... next time, tell your mom to send me a package. someone who will truly appreciate it, the cheese, labeled products, gold comforters. all of it.

[anonymous]

name thyself!!! Thou stalker of caloried-deliveries!