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I'm taking a weekend off from life. Last night Michael was Mr. VIP at a club and I know he wants to tell me all about it....and I wanna hear all about it. But if I call him I know I'll let my lesbian ass be dragged out tonight. Can...not...let...happen.
I'm throwing away half of the food-shit my mother sent me. I swear she wants me to die. Cheeze Whiz mom?? really??! I don't think anyone has consumed cheeze(chemical waste colored w/yellow die) out of a can since 1986.
My room has been in a post- natural disaster state for far too long. I'm slowly administering relief efforts. I wonder how many small children I will find hidden beneath the rubble by dinnertime. Maybe if there is enough, i'll make them cook and serve me dinner. And bathe me. And study for my enviro science test on monday :(
I'm throwing away half of the food-shit my mother sent me. I swear she wants me to die. Cheeze Whiz mom?? really??! I don't think anyone has consumed cheeze(chemical waste colored w/yellow die) out of a can since 1986.
My room has been in a post- natural disaster state for far too long. I'm slowly administering relief efforts. I wonder how many small children I will find hidden beneath the rubble by dinnertime. Maybe if there is enough, i'll make them cook and serve me dinner. And bathe me. And study for my enviro science test on monday :(