FYI

[carrie_leigh]

The Worst Thing That Happened To Me Today
A novella by
Persephone33

While putting sacks in the back of my Sequoia, I dropped a jar of specialty olives in the parking lot at the grocery store.

The End

Everything's alright.  :)  It just goes to show that what Thumper's mom advised still holds true.  If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at

Comments

[nbaeker]

*GASP*

NOT THE OLIVES!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

*that's all*

I *LOVE* you. (okay, I lied about it being all)

[carrie_leigh]

Isn't that the saddest story, like EVER?

[nbaeker]

My Hubby would weep... He's on an olive kick right now.

[mynuet]

Were they black or green olives? Because it makes a difference to the level of tragedy involved.

[carrie_leigh]

They were Mezzetta Super Colossal Spanish Queen Stuffed Olives. My very favorite.

[mynuet]

Okay, that calls for at least a horrified gasp.

[carrie_leigh]

I know. Simply awful.

[numbaby]

*Falls to knees*

*Fists raised to the sky*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Shall I make you some tea to help you through this difficult time, darling?

[carrie_leigh]

Yes, thank you.

[jandjsalmon]

I'm a bad person.

I think the olives deserved to die. GROSS! ;)

[rose_muove]

JESSICA!

[airmidm]

*giggles* Sorry, hon, but olives are icky. ;)

[rose_muove]

Says you.

[airmidm]

*nods sagely* Yes, yes, says me. :( Especially the black ones. *crinkles nose*