FYI
The Worst Thing That Happened To Me Today
A novella by
Persephone33
While putting sacks in the back of my Sequoia, I dropped a jar of specialty olives in the parking lot at the grocery store.
The End
Everything's alright. :) It just goes to show that what Thumper's mom advised still holds true. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.