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ABG Texts From Last Night, Part 1

Aug 28, 2011 03:05

First post from the Pledge tentatively self-titled Bitrex...

( ABG Texts From Last Night, Part 1 )

morebeermorebeermorebeer, don't regret it in the morning, abg! abg! abg!, memories from the best night ever, pledgy offering, very funny, let's get drunk, sloshly choices are the best choices, hungover pledges, ridiculous antics, texts from last night, brotastic, antics, utter n00b, bros being bros, it's beer o'clock, drunk, where's the booze at?, put bourbon on the cereal, alpha beta gamma

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modernlove_89 August 28 2011, 16:20:30 UTC

I love all of these! I am literally wiping tears from my eyes. If I had screencaps/photoshops/any sort of skills I'd make macros of them.

sirona_gs August 28 2011, 17:04:49 UTC

Dude, I swear, I SHOULD NOT BE READING THIS POST IN PUBLIC, I AM LAUGHING SO HARD PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY. RIDICAMAZING. A+

Too many favourites to list, trufax. Also I am bookmarking this post for future plot bunny ideas. XD

desecrets August 28 2011, 22:54:48 UTC

SO many awesome ones here, these posts will be valuable. :D But these are GOLD:

(514): He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.

(315): My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'

(303): Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever.

(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
(1-205): You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
(205): This explains so much.

quoththewriter August 30 2011, 12:33:39 UTC

From the very first one which gave me a very vivid mental image of Erik doing just that, I knew this entire thread was going to be a win. Oh god, I've been trying to stifle my laughter not to wake up the house.

This one has to be my favourite, though.

(386): after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.

You have no idea how much I want to do this to someone now. No idea.