countdown to 'splody

[carpe_jugulum]

Crap What Has To Get Done In The Next Week --or-- I Won't Be Sleeping, by Libby

+ Go to work and convincingly pretend to accomplish stupendous feats of design instead of daydreaming about vacation (right)
+ Weave electroluminescent wire through

Comments

[moonandserpent]

"still have no bloody clue whether I should like, crossdress or something"

When in doubt, crossdress.

S'what I hear at least.

[carpe_jugulum]

I hear every man worth his salt is in a skirt and heels this year. So that means it is TOTALLY ok that I sort of want to wear a tux and smoke cigars and be smarmy, right?

[styossarian]

This is always ok.

[thegreatyeti]

But heels make me look fat.

[carpe_jugulum]

So does that mean I get the stick-poking job, then? *poke-poke*
I have a pretty good handle on time management--I just put too much stuff into my schedule for my own damn good. Oh, delicious stress.

*explodes!*

[carpe_jugulum]

Yeah, I didn't even mention that I'm trying to organize my club night for the next oh...six months, book bands, do all the marketing materials, handle DJ egos, etc. Thank god for Willow--I could not manage it alone.

And there's all the freelance...and trying to get my damn website redone, and trying to see about grad school, and building a portfolio, oh, and the moving 3000 miles away idea, and managing my hair business...and wanting to direct some music videos...and all the photography sessions...

Your list, however, I believe...is more impressive than mine. Well done. I think.

DOOD, I SO FEEL YOU. Can we go crawl into a hole together and die? PLEASE???

[altiii]

I support the white suit, if you accessorize it with a cane, a white straw fedora, and a goblet of pimp juice. Yes, I am suggesting that you sip the pimp juice at the ceremony, silly straw = bonus points.

also, don't forget. The honorary theme of this week's Axis is Unicorns & Rainbows.

[carpe_jugulum]

I will likely wear a red men's dress shirt, my white tie with the engine schematics, and either black combat boots or white and black spectator heels. Plus sunglasses. Sort of like this: http://pics.livejournal.com/carpe_jugulum/pic/00016pwk Maybe a pocket square if I am feeling extra faggy.

Pimp juice with a glow-in-the-dark bendy straw is a given. Word.

I am all for unicorns and rainbows.

[altiii]

I want to genetically modify a unicorn to have a row of horns mohawking down it's mane. Perhaps splice it's dna with luminescent jellyfish so that it glows, I will call it a hardcorn.

[carpe_jugulum]

You have Photoshop; go to!

[nyght]

Good luck with all of the list.
and
Have a great vacation!!!

[carpe_jugulum]

Thanks, man. I'll have your wig done for you the week I get back, if that's ok. I think you'll be really pleased.

[nyght]

No worries, I am sure it will be awesome.
Will I be seeing you at the next Axis or will you be still out of town?

[carpe_jugulum]

I get back the day of Axis and will be there, even if you have to prop me up in a corner. 5 nights of clubbing in 6 days = certain death. But it'll be fun death.

See you there.

Ugh!

[kinzokutaka]

I'm tired just from *looking* at your To-Do list. Best of luck!