I had a bunch of coworkers and customers tell me that they cried during the cancer number. I actually had a customer make me promise to youtube it when I got home last night. Spoiler alert: I didn't.
What did someone say? I will come down there and cut someone.
Spoiler alert: the cancer number wasn't all that. And my mom almost died and all, so I am technically the target audience. I found it a little gross and creepy, frankly. But my heart is made of stone, as has been previously advertised.
Chatty told Bess that you-know-who came down yesterday looking for her so he could 'say goodbye'. I think he really wanted to brag about getting tickets to Letterman, but the rational me and the insecure me are very often at war.
(I realize I am being stupid about this. It's my way.)
Well, Chatty can't be trusted, I know that for certain. I also know that Bess has nothing on you, because I've seen the proof. As a matter of fact, I've just developed a theory about Bess and You Know Who. Which I can email you. Seriously, it's actually kind of obvious, and not so much a theory as trufax. I win!
Bess and Peacoat talk to each other a lot, though he claims to find her mostly annoying. He does really enjoy attention of any variety, as does she, so the two of them are really like oil and vinegar.
Truth is I don't think he's into Bess, not even remotely. I was just feeling like a special snowflake for awhile there, and then I heard that and I was like, "Fucker never comes looking for ME." Ugh. I am going to get over myself any second now.
I think a lot of the teenie girls must be voting for him because he's adorable. I mean, yeah, he seems sweet and non-threatening, but his dancing is kind of crap. I sort of hate the viewer votes portion, because they never pick the right dancer. Brandon in the bottom two? That was effed up.
Yeah, Calling You should not be sung by Celine Dion. I must admit, I have a great fondness for the Holly Cole version as well as the one from Bagdad Cafe
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Chatty told Bess that you-know-who came down yesterday looking for her so he could 'say goodbye'. I think he really wanted to brag about getting tickets to Letterman, but the rational me and the insecure me are very often at war.
(I realize I am being stupid about this. It's my way.)
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Truth is I don't think he's into Bess, not even remotely. I was just feeling like a special snowflake for awhile there, and then I heard that and I was like, "Fucker never comes looking for ME." Ugh. I am going to get over myself any second now.
Of course I am still interested in your theory.
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EEE! I'm so jealous! Have a great time!
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