I had a bunch of coworkers and customers tell me that they cried during the cancer number. I actually had a customer make me promise to youtube it when I got home last night. Spoiler alert: I didn't.
What did someone say? I will come down there and cut someone.
Spoiler alert: the cancer number wasn't all that. And my mom almost died and all, so I am technically the target audience. I found it a little gross and creepy, frankly. But my heart is made of stone, as has been previously advertised.
Chatty told Bess that you-know-who came down yesterday looking for her so he could 'say goodbye'. I think he really wanted to brag about getting tickets to Letterman, but the rational me and the insecure me are very often at war.
(I realize I am being stupid about this. It's my way.)
Well, Chatty can't be trusted, I know that for certain. I also know that Bess has nothing on you, because I've seen the proof. As a matter of fact, I've just developed a theory about Bess and You Know Who. Which I can email you. Seriously, it's actually kind of obvious, and not so much a theory as trufax. I win!
Bess and Peacoat talk to each other a lot, though he claims to find her mostly annoying. He does really enjoy attention of any variety, as does she, so the two of them are really like oil and vinegar.
Truth is I don't think he's into Bess, not even remotely. I was just feeling like a special snowflake for awhile there, and then I heard that and I was like, "Fucker never comes looking for ME." Ugh. I am going to get over myself any second now.
No, dude, that is EXACTLY why I use that icon. Bridget looks JUST like me at that age. It's a little freaky, actually. My mom even says so, so it must be true.
Have decided to revise my plan for the leprechaun punching shark tattoo. Instead of the face of John Barrowman, the leprechaun will now have the face of Spencer Smith. Specifically this bitchface right here:
Perhaps the shark could have the face of John Barrowman. It could be a crossover tattoo. John Barrowman would be wearing his huge 8964 megawatt smile, right before the Bearded Lesbian nearly breaks his stupid neck with the force of his emo fist.
That's it! Together we have designed the perfect tattoo! Call the Aloha Monkey and alert them, I'll hop in my car and be there as soon as I finish drawing the design in Paint!
Yes, you must provide a drawing, because Cathy will not be able to understand "leprechaun with the face of the Bearded Lesbian punching a shark with the face of John Barrowman in the throat."
I don't think you give Kathy enough credit. Surely if I say 'And give the shark some angel wings' she will be able to pull it up on the Googler what lives in her phone in no time.
I don't watch the show but I got sent the link and I have to admit... well. I didn't cry? And I cry at everything, everything and I didn't. The song was the only thing that made me achy as it is the song that was in "She's Having HIs Baby" (I realized over last weekend that you have a love of cheesy horror movies and I have a cheesy horrible 80's romance movies.) I guess I just didn't get it? It just seemed emotionally manipulative and that grates at me the wrong way. My favorite Aunt is a survivor and I left the entire video with a bad taste in my mouth. But... to each his own.
(As an aside, when artisticsillie pointed out that you had Eric Szmanda's birthday it struck me as funny, but we might have had this discussion before. You have Eric Szmanda's birthday and I have George Eads birthday! We have missed so many chances to use the phrase "You are the Eric to my George!" (just kidding. ;)) But I promise not to get an ugly beard nor talk about football on Regis and Kelly to prove my heterosexuality. ;) )
They are often quite emotionally manipulative on that show, and it always makes lesser dancers stick around too long, and it is annoying. That's why I like the hip hop routines best, but there are no good hip hop dancers this year. Well, Phillip, but they booted him awhile ago.
We had the George/Eric birthday conversation just last weekend, IIRC. Well, I had it with someone. I thought it was you.
I giggle when I watch most hip hop dancing, but that is mostly because in high school we had a (and I use this term loosely) "dance troop" called the "Divaz" that would put together way way way over the top hip hop dance routines.
And yes, yes we did! I am just a total airhead and have the memory of a particularly scatterbrained goldfish. ;)
Oh! And as I forgot to say this, DAVID COOK! OMG JEALOUS.
What did someone say? I will come down there and cut someone.
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Chatty told Bess that you-know-who came down yesterday looking for her so he could 'say goodbye'. I think he really wanted to brag about getting tickets to Letterman, but the rational me and the insecure me are very often at war.
(I realize I am being stupid about this. It's my way.)
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Truth is I don't think he's into Bess, not even remotely. I was just feeling like a special snowflake for awhile there, and then I heard that and I was like, "Fucker never comes looking for ME." Ugh. I am going to get over myself any second now.
Of course I am still interested in your theory.
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That icon, in my mind you looked just like that when you were a kid. Probably not, but lookit her wee face! So PUH-LEEZE.
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I approve of this plan.
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I'll put the kettle on.
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(As an aside, when artisticsillie pointed out that you had Eric Szmanda's birthday it struck me as funny, but we might have had this discussion before. You have Eric Szmanda's birthday and I have George Eads birthday! We have missed so many chances to use the phrase "You are the Eric to my George!" (just kidding. ;)) But I promise not to get an ugly beard nor talk about football on Regis and Kelly to prove my heterosexuality. ;) )
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We had the George/Eric birthday conversation just last weekend, IIRC. Well, I had it with someone. I thought it was you.
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And yes, yes we did! I am just a total airhead and have the memory of a particularly scatterbrained goldfish. ;)
Oh! And as I forgot to say this, DAVID COOK! OMG JEALOUS.
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