Have decided to revise my plan for the leprechaun punching shark tattoo. Instead of the face of John Barrowman, the leprechaun will now have the face of Spencer Smith. Specifically this bitchface right here:
Because nothing says "I'm going to punch you in the throat, Shark" like a bearded lesbian thinking "Bitch, please" at the camera.
Perhaps the shark could have the face of John Barrowman. It could be a crossover tattoo. John Barrowman would be wearing his huge 8964 megawatt smile, right before the Bearded Lesbian nearly breaks his stupid neck with the force of his emo fist.
That's it! Together we have designed the perfect tattoo! Call the Aloha Monkey and alert them, I'll hop in my car and be there as soon as I finish drawing the design in Paint!
Yes, you must provide a drawing, because Cathy will not be able to understand "leprechaun with the face of the Bearded Lesbian punching a shark with the face of John Barrowman in the throat."
I don't think you give Kathy enough credit. Surely if I say 'And give the shark some angel wings' she will be able to pull it up on the Googler what lives in her phone in no time.
Because nothing says "I'm going to punch you in the throat, Shark" like a bearded lesbian thinking "Bitch, please" at the camera.
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I approve of this plan.
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I'll put the kettle on.
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