Hades, Lord of the Dead here.

Or not.

If you, y'know, need anything, leave a message after the beep and we'll discuss prices.

[BEEP.]

I got a question for y'all.

Have any of you heard about... Myths, legends, prophecies about this place? Heck, even if it's a mumble out of your senile gramma I guess it'll be fine with what I already don't have.

( Puppies, Hades style )

( Broken nails are srs bzns, okay. )

 ( Over 50000000001 served )