Hmmm. Wouldn't I have starved to death if it'd been days? Hey, I did find a bag of Doritos and a candy bar under here. Not sure how old the stuff was, but I didn't get sick after eating it or anything.

Why am I hiding? Oh yeah. Vampires are real! One that looked exactly like Willow attacked me. Then more (I think anyway) vampires showed up at Willow ( Read more... )

I kind of thought I heard a knocking sound, but I could be wrong. I am SO frustrated right now. Is Willow laughing at me? It doesn't seem like she's laughing with me, because well...I'm not laughing ( Read more... )

So, I’m sitting here at the Bronze and there’s this band that is NOT the Dingoes performing tonight. The lead singer is a chick! She’s not even hot. Looks like the type that reads those gothic books, wants to save the rain forest, and I bet she’s a vegetarian. Hey, you know what they say about vegetarians. Well do you? Just wondering, cause there’s ( Read more... )

What is up with Oz? I don’t mean to sound like a nag, but dude we need to practice! How are the Dingoes ever gonna move on to bigger and better things like Vegas or MTV Spring Break, if you don’t show up to friggin’ practice? We need you man ( Read more... )