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Surprise Buttsex
I don't know what internet you people are using, but it's clearly altogether different from mine.
Totally a real thing:
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Jesus Fuck. Do you know, I though change of government would lead to some tacit improvement in the country.
Apparently not.
University of Sydney associate professor Bjorn Landfeldt said the leaked list "constitutes a condensed encyclopedia of depravity and potentially very dangerous material ( Read more... ) -
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Today was the first time I ever saw anyone I loved get married. It is a new thing to feel this strongly; I've never been to a wedding that I cared about before.
This will be brief, on account of as the lady said: words diminish.
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Dear friends: I had a wonderful evening with you all. Y'all had cameras and I didn't scream once, but I'm experimenting with considered, pre-emptive action: please do not post pictures of me on the internet kthx. -
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I am selling an xBox 360, on account of I don't like videogames as much as I used to. I bought it in September. It's as new, no damage. It comes with 60GB hard disk, guitar hero guitar, as well as Mass Effect, Guitar Hero 3, Viva Pinata, Halo Original, Braid, and Settlers of Catan. If you've never had one, they make excellent media center PCs ( Read more... ) -
Irksome
My optus coverage is dropping in and out constantly, so until I get it sorted out I'm carrying two phones with me. My old phone number (0416 855 ***) is active for the next few weeks. If you lack it, drop me a comment and I'll email it to you. -
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If it was one of you who sent me that email, you need to own up to it now. It's shaped like it came from someone pretending not to be my mother, and that's not part of my definition of "a good time."
