It's a boy!

[caramel_betty]

That's the only thing you see ultrasound scans for on t'telly, anyway. But it's obvious that being able to see things inside people will work for other things, except everyone has X-rays for that. Or MRIs. Or biopsies. Or lots of things. So it feels a bit weird having an ultrasound scan and not being told I'm pregnant

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[glassstrider]

Birth Idol? Winner gets an all-expenses-paid, live TV birth at a top-of-the-line private hospital, losers get Dr Nick in a lockup in Scarborough.

[caramel_betty]

Are you, or have you ever been, brigbother?

[oldbloke]

So, wot u bin sounded for then?
last time i had one they were looking for lumps on my man bits, iirc.

[caramel_betty]

I had a blood test, which showed up a potential liver problem. There were two options:

1) There was a serious problem with my liver.
2) I'm fat.

Place your bets!

[vashti]

Or 3) you have a fat liver? PATE NUM NUM

Did you have to drink a swimming pool and then hold it for three hours?

[caramel_betty]

2) implies 3).

And actually, no. I had to not eat or drink from midnight, although small sips of water were allowed. This sucks, because I can actually drink a swimming pool and not wee for three hours. I'm really, really good at that. Although I probably have no kidneys left, as a result. I once spent 4 hours on the phone to someone. Wanted a wee at about hour 1. The urge just went away by hour 3.