Based on a TV tip from a friend, I watched a bit of Suits recently. I'm a little bit in love with Patrick J Adams.


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Elsewhere, a friend alerted me to the horror that is Your Face Sounds Familiar, with Bobby Davro "dressed up as a waxwork of Fred West made of Weetabix and poo".

It got me thinking about really terrible TV. So I started casting a feature film of 'Allo 'Allo - The Next Generation (in 3D, obviously). Current cast:

• Graham Norton as Rene
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I was commenting to a friend the other day that I hadn't seen River Song (Alex Kingston) in anything else that I could remember.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005094/

Oh. 160 episodes of ER.

Shows what I know.

X Factor thoughts

Due to not having working interwebs, I've been trying to hide from X Factor coverage, but had picked up a few things unintentionally - mostly about the girls. However, there's quite a lot I don't know.

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... I just gave in to some music being played on the television and downloaded it to my iPhone, paying for it and everything.

How have you been a good capitalist drone recently?

Last week, I had dinner with M*, and two of his friends A* and C* (both of whom I've met before). Somehow, the conversation turned to perversions. I was reminded of my favourite skit from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Tony Slattery in the sex hoedown. I thought I'd share it with you.
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Honestly, I don't care. However, this bit of writing made me smile. Talking about a Doctor old enough to have seen the first Dr Who... You'd have to have been born in the mid-to-late fifties at the latest to have watched (and appreciated) the original during its 1963 air date. That lets out Tennant, Eccleston, and probably McGann ( Read more... )

... and anyone else who thought Ray Quinn was a scary man-boy-thing on X Factor.

You can now hate him on Dancing on Ice too!

...how I go about nominating John Sergeant for BBC Sports Personality of the Year?

Thanks in advance.