CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO
(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art
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==> Be Lord English
You try to be Lord English, but Lord English is currently facing a dilemma. He ponders his option briefly, running down the alphabetically labeled list. If you were Lord English, you would have the option of seeing this list, of which has multiple choices spanning several language sets of characters. It is a very extensive list, as Lord English has many options open to him.
However you are not Lord English, and you do not have the benefit of seeing which letter he picks, nor the option it corresponds to. It is absolutely out of the question that you would see the whole list.
It is tiring to try to be Lord English.
==> Be the Green Light
What green light? There is only a young troll standing in his RESPITEBLOCK. It just so happens that it is this troll’s wriggling day. Of course you don’t know what a wriggling day is, but it sounds silly, like a day dedicated to the anniversary of a troll’s awakening from ( ... )
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======> Try Again
That looks hard to pronounce. We’ll just call him John.
Your name is JOHN SERKET. Strewn messily around you are your many INTERESTS and HOBBIES. You have a number of BAD MOVIE POSTERS hammered into the wall. Several PROPS from attempted HUMOROUS JAPERY lie on the floor. You will get the hang of those eventually, you are sure.
The corners of your respiteblock are attended to by numerous FRIGHTENING ARACHNIDS. Of course, they are not frightening to you. You have a great fondness for SPIDERS, and have been dubiously blessed with VISION EIGHTFOLD.
Your trolltag is evisceralBiologist and you spe8k in a cheerful and sometimes reeeeeeeelly exaggerated way!!!!!!!!You examine your bookshelf. It has books of PROGRAMMING FOR TROLLS. It sounds like an insult, but that would be ridiculous. You are a troll. Everyone is a troll, except for whoever isn’t. You will get around to looking at the book ( ... )
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...Oh, god, John with spidermom... *shudder*
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I fear John is quite, quite odd with a spidermom. xD
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You cannot go upstairs, because you are not John. In fact, your tree house doesn’t even have stairs. You get around mostly be being an AWESOME NINJA.
But you are getting so far ahead of yourself, if you were the blistering ALTERNIAN SUN, you would be coming back around the planet again.
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======> Examine messy pile of books
You don’t have a bookshelf. That would be uncool. You do, however, have a number of books. In your defeat against DESTINY you went out a found a couple on the troll legal system.
Admittedly, it sounds cooler on the inside. You figure if you are going to legislacerate, you would damn well legislacerate that whole shebang around your middle finger. The finger you will be flipping to all those who oppose you.
Currently your trollian client is trying to get your attention.
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You frown though, because you sort of do have a lusus. She visits your dreams and whispers secrets that you can never remember when you wake.
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The pictures do only show up in the reply to button, so maybe Livejournal is borking up. But please continue, this is awesome!
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8D I'm glad you like it!
unfortunately my computer's keyboard took the leap and stopped working, so updates may slow....
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======> Be the other girl
You are suddenly the other girl. She has already anticipated that you will wonder what her name is, then supply a suitably derogatory substitute. She thought it best to assume you already got that silly stuff out of your system, and now you are getting down to business.
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Anyway, I'm liking this so far! Can't wait to see what's next!
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I am out of school for the summer now, so full speed ahead!!
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You have fed your lusus and things have quieted down in your hivestem. You allow yourself a bit of a laugh at your own antics.
You nearly convinced your friendly neighborhood blueblood, Equius, to come down to visit you, where he surely would have been eaten. Of course, you never would have allowed your lusus to eat him. You prefer to feed her trolls you don’t know.
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