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CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO
(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art ( Read more... )
ACT TWO
(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art ( Read more... )
======> Examine messy pile of books
You don’t have a bookshelf. That would be uncool. You do, however, have a number of books. In your defeat against DESTINY you went out a found a couple on the troll legal system.
Admittedly, it sounds cooler on the inside. You figure if you are going to legislacerate, you would damn well legislacerate that whole shebang around your middle finger. The finger you will be flipping to all those who oppose you.
Currently your trollian client is trying to get your attention.
======> Answer troll
It’s Sollux again, but that’s cool. You were sort of in the mood to play some games anyway. You don’t really participate in that ridiculous EXTREAM LARPING that so many of your fellows seem to like. For good reason when it fucks up your life like that.
- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling turntechGodtroll [TG] at 12:16 -
TG: h3y m4n
TG: up for trollcr4ft or som3th1ng
TA: hii dave. ii actually have 2omething really iimportant to talk about today.
TA: thi2 ii2 liife or death worthy.
TG: wh4t the h3ll
TG: th4t 1s kind of out of nowh3r3
TG: dont t3ll m3 you 4t3 m1nd hon3y or som3th1ng
TG: 4r3 you 4 moron
TA: no. ii diid not eat the miind honey. that would be 2tupiid.
TA: ii made a new game. ii diidn’t really tell 2ome other people thii2. But iit’2 2ort of iimportant that we all play iit.
TA: iit’2 the only way to 2ave alterniia
TA: are you iintere2ted?
TA: ii need you to lead the red team.
TG: h3ll s4v1ng the world
TG: 1s wh4t 1m fuck1ng m4de for
TG: 1t 1s my c4ll1ng
TG: more th4n that l4me sh1t s3rk3t 1s d1gg1ng
TG: 4nd th4t whol3 dumb4ss fl4rp1ng
TG: but
TG: sur3 wh4t3v3r
TG: 1ll l34d your r3d t34m
TA: thank2. ii’ll leave you to recruiting, then.
TG: l4t3r
[TA] ceased trolling [TG]
Well that was odd. You have better start looking for red team mates then.
Looks like another troll is pestering you. You had better go talk to them.
======> Answer Troll, again
It seems to be Jade. You aren’t sure you’re properly prepared for this conversation.
- guardedGnome [GG] began trolling turntechGodtroll [TG] at 12:20 -
GG: HEY.
GG: HEY DAVE.
GG: HIIIII! :)
GG: ARE YOU THERE?
GG: AWWW, COME ON! PLEEEASEE?
TG: 1m h3r3 ch1ll m4n
TG: wh4ts up
GG: OH YAAY!
GG: I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO THE COOOOOLEST TROLL AROUND. :DD
GG: TODAY IS SORT OF BORING, YOU SEE.
GG: OH, BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO ME FOR LONG.
TG: why
TG: 4re you go1ng to b3 w4y too fuck1ng myst3r1ous and sh1t 4g41n
TG: thoth
TG: ok4y
TG: wh4t 1s go1ng to h4pp3n th4t you wont quite t3ll m3
TG: b3c4us3 th3 t1me 1s just not r1ght
GG: WELL
GG: I KIND OF WANTED TO SAY SORRY AHEAD OF TIME. :(
TG: wh4t
GG: FOR YOUR LUSUS
GG: I GUESS I WOULD THINK IT WAS MY FAULT
GG: BECAUSE I SET OF SOLLUX’S MOBIUS DOUBLE REACH AROUND VIRUS
GG: BUT REALLY,
GG: IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN ANYWAY.
TG: you d1d wh4t now
TG: 1 w4s just t4lk1ng to h1m
TG: h3 w4s not fl1pp1ng 3nough sh1t
TG: for you to hav3 don3 th4t
GG: OH I JUST DID IT NOW!
GG::D
GG: D:
GG: BUT NOW MY LUSUS IS DEAD.
GG: I’LL MISS HIM.
GG: GOODBYE, CRABDAD.
TG: sh1t
TG: 1m sorry j4d3
GG: IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, UNFORTUNATLY
GG: SO I’M SORRY AHEAD OF TIME.
GG: BUT YOU CAN BRING HER BACK! LATER. BECAUSE OF THE GAME!
TG: 1 don’t h4v3 4 lusus moron
TG: so sh3 c4n’t d13
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