Getting really uncomfortable in here. I get my feet stuck all up under Mommy's ribs a lot.

They were playing music again tonight. I love to listen to it. I'll be the only baby in the nursery who can whistle "Hold Your Head Up" by Argent.

Frankly, this whole penis business intrigues me. What is it THERE for ( Read more... )

goddamn legs, always getting in my way....

I'll be honest. I'm getting kind of bored in here.

I need some board games, or a Nintendo Gameboy.

They've been calling me Noah.

Well, I guess I'm a boy. Does this mean I'll have to shave ( Read more... )

"walking reflex" my undeveloped ass!

i work my shit because i friggin' feel like it!

for rizzle! i'm keepin it real in here!

I can tell I'm getting bigger. It's getting cramped in here. Mommy had some eggs and grapefruit this morning and it was NASTY so I sent it right back up and I could hear Daddy yelling in the background. I hope I never get Out There. My parents sound like lunatics.