Introduction

[captainbarbossa]

The blood remembers.Seems an unnecessarily cryptic line with which to open our little parley, does it not? But I can tell right off, you're the sort of lot what's always hungry for cryptic lines. You feed on platitudes masquerading as portents, and when these are delivered in as sinister an accent as mine, you can hardly resist a nibble. Afore

Comments

[rps_rpg_addict]

Yeah-yeah-yeah but can you sum that all up in haiku?

[captainbarbossa]

Haiku, y'say? Sounds to me like your pet name for some sloe-eyed Chinese wench -- one what's probably doin' the riding rather than being ridden, judging from the looks of ye.

Tell Miss Haiku I'd be glad to sum her up in your stead.

[rps_rpg_addict]

Six of ten - half a dozen of the other...
Who cares who does the riding as long
as long as I get off.
*laughs*
Man you crack me up.

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[phoenix_rising_]

*grins, padding over and nuzzling Tyler's neck*

Sex with someone you care 'bout
Is better than sex on it's own.
Easier to get off, too.

[tm_jacksparrow]

The blood's not all that remembers, mate.

Apple?

[captainbarbossa]

Now there's a fine turn-of-phrase if ever I heard one, Jack. I might even commend you for having put it with such succinct ingenuity, were it not I who first learned you the lesson therein. After all, I'll wager you never could recall events with much clarity (addled by rum and various other vices, as your memory most often was), until my possessing of the Pearl opened your eyes to the greater truths in life.

One of these days, I'm sure you'll thank me properly. And vice versa, aye.

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[tm_jacksparrow]

Of the two of us, seeing as how I've now got the Pearl and you've got little more than an ill-tempered monkey to keep you company, I'd say it was me what taught you a lesson and not the other way 'round, savvy?

[pixie_viscera]

The blood remembers.

Does it taste better with memories, hmmm? Like salt and pepper?

[captainbarbossa]

My blood needs no salting. And neither would you, you pretty little thing. Have a care, for might be I've a mind to sup on pixie, once I've gnawed Jack's proffered apple down to the core.

[pixie_viscera]

*smiles* A hungry poppet, are you?

[pink_shadow]

The blood remembers.

And sometimes even when the infection is gone it still remembers the taint.

*Shakes self*

Don't mind my morbid turn of mind captain, long painful journeys on horseback will do that to me.

Name's Imoen.

[captainbarbossa]

Those as have been the very embodiment of morbidity are not particularly inclined to be bothered by it. Pleased to make your acquaintance, lass.

I've two questions for ye:

Is all your hair that pink?

And are you willing to ride things other than horses to the point of pain?

[pink_shadow]

I've two questions for ye:

Is all your hair that pink?
That question is not unlike one I was asked a few days ago and as for the answer, no, my original hair colour is dark red and given that I'm still not sure what the maker of the dye puts in his formula I'm not willing to risk it in more... sensitive areas.

And are you willing to ride things other than horses to the point of pain?
Again with the deja vu. At this moment not particularly. I've had some bad experiences with riding in the past that I have yet to completely put behind me so I'll merely put up with the horse thankyou.

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[reinedetout]

Who would have thought my doppelganger would look like...that. *wrinkles nose in disgust*

OOC

[secret_base]

( Heeeey. It's me, Jaime. A la Anamaria girl from AOL.

I just wanted to welcome you to tm and say that your intro post rocks.

Damnit, you make me want to play Anamaria here. xD )

Re: OOC

[captainbarbossa]

( Hey Jaime! :D Thanks for the welcome! Glad you enjoyed the intro post. And you really ought to bring your Anamaria around, because I am quite certain that Barbossa is most eager to risk being gelded by her. Again. )