Electronic shopping carts

Endless Fat jokes (even in front of fat people)

Corney birday cards

Drunken Billeirds

running through toll booth's( 3 dollers to pass fuck that!)

Yep it must have been another night with miss Meridith Brown.

you will be missed..

Hell motha fukin ya im tottally surfing the net on the job im even thinking about d/l a whole bunch of porn and blaming it on the new guy. any way so i went to that sports store by Barnes and Nobles and saw these huge ass super soakers on sale for 10 bucks! ya for serious and i tottally had an idea to have a huge super saoker fight sat or this ( Read more... )

you would think that the most tottally bummer thing that could happen to you happens at least 3 times a year.. i mean jesus fucking christ almighty! in the great words of that guy in that movie that ive never seen before "the only thing that changes around here is the time"..actually i just made that up. but maybe they will use it in a movie ( Read more... )

oh man i just found out that i tottally love dunpming those goldan gram Teddies in milk and watching them drown..but guess what its the freaking taste thats sooooo good and im thinking about making that a qaulification for freainds and significant others.

Hey guys sorry I havnt updated my LJ in awile..my high speed access is mest up and i refuse to get on a slow computer...does that make me spoiled maybe so but anyway last night we had a blast at chris's house playing Strip Cranium..there was flesh breasts and manboobs gallore it was crazy and after that it was booty dancin. it was a wicked good ( Read more... )

Hey guys there is a protest rally going on in front of the courthouse (corner of garden and palafox)and its really nice outside so..think about it might be cool..anyway later tonight im going with brittney to go to a strip club so its gonna be sweet. im offering to use my skilzz to sneak any of you non 18 folk so if you need in, contact me at HQ ( Read more... )

Hey everybody it is I David Dallas and now i will bring the world to its knees becuase I have a livejournal plus i fell cool now that i have one. um i dont have anything exciting to say except that im excited for the weekend becuz brittney is taking us to a strip club so we'll be looking foward to that.later B's im out.