.009 - watch Kirk actually do his job!

Jun 12, 2009 11:48

[Filtered from the Marquis because Kirk wants to make him squirm]If I wanted to find some parchment, quills and uh, ink, who would I ask around here? You people don't have replicators. It's just like being back in Iowa when Frank's in a bad mood. And to answer the question before it's even asked, yes, I will trade sexual favors for the stuff if ( Read more... )

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lastconfessor June 12 2009, 18:17:43 UTC
I think Prefect is the one to ask.

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captain_jtkirk June 12 2009, 18:19:20 UTC
... seriously?

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lastconfessor June 12 2009, 18:23:48 UTC
Yes, he's got an entire inventory, from what I understand.

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captain_jtkirk June 12 2009, 18:24:53 UTC
That secretive bastard.

Thank you, Kahlan. I just don't know what I'd do without you.

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autistic_genius June 12 2009, 19:17:43 UTC
Uh, if a pen and paper will do, I can offer that...

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captain_jtkirk June 12 2009, 21:12:54 UTC
I'm pretty sure he's too damn picky for that, but I'll ask.

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buywithme June 12 2009, 20:04:53 UTC
I sold all my parchment already. I could feasibly make some new parchment, but it'd take a few days. I have normal paper though, and normal pens, and some ink if he's okay with that?

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captain_jtkirk June 12 2009, 21:14:05 UTC
You sold it? To who?

I have the feeling that he won't be okay with that. So find me some parchment. I saved the world in this shirt. Doesn't that entice you to work faster at all?

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buywithme June 12 2009, 21:17:28 UTC
Sorry Comrade. Client confidentiality.

It's just going to be covered in that stuff again! I should really ask for a clean shirt instead this time.

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captain_jtkirk June 12 2009, 21:22:26 UTC
What? Seriously? Even against your own warden?

You don't save the world and keep your shirt in pristine clean condition! That thing has special value. And you can't have any of my other ones. I'm fondly attached to them.

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bythe_books June 12 2009, 22:03:54 UTC
Could you at least try to pretend to be a grown up and refrain from calling my Inmate a "bitch"?

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captain_jtkirk June 12 2009, 23:58:20 UTC
How old are you again, Sam?

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bythe_books June 13 2009, 13:05:36 UTC
Oh, I can see this going new and exciting places.

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captain_jtkirk June 13 2009, 17:42:33 UTC
If someone's told you before that you have no sense of humor and seem to have been born without the ability to have fun... why haven't you just thrown yourself off the side of the ship yet?

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