Mandate 6/7- Everybody Else

[zsomeone]

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5
The guys get together and realize Nathan’s been asking them all the same shit. They wonder who the (lucky?) guy might be.
Yes the title is kind of a bad pun, but that’s what my brain insists on calling it.
Disclaimer: I do not own them, and all that stuff.

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[nil_from_hell]

Pickles cracked up. “No, you don’t peel it ferst!”

something tells me pickles has experience in this department not that he probably needs it

For some strange reason Charles looked disappointed.

poor charles, nobody wants to watch his brainchild's video
actually charles is the best part of this whole thing, spot on there

[zsomeone]

Actually that whole banana scene is straight out of my reaction to someone else's fic where that came up, I was basically Toki. And it was explained to me. I still don't get why bananas in particular, but whatever.
Pickles would probably do it on a dare, especially when he's drunk.

I'm not 100% sure that Charles is Facebones, but it's a good theory so I'll go with it.
I did try writing a Facebones part, but I was making a mess of it so I just went this way instead.
Poor confused Charles, he didn't sign up for this.

[nil_from_hell]

it wasn't sabinelagrande's fic "we can roll all night", was it? cuz if not i have to wonder how this banana issue comes up so much in this fandom lol

i like the charles = facebones theory because the boys respond so well to facebones and ignore charles most of the time so he's like "guess i gotta do what i gotta do with these dumb fucks". facebones seems like he'd be really tricky to write, but i haven't tried. i probably would make a mess of it as well. but there's a guy over on tumblr who does facebones RP and he's really excellent at it. what a gift.

in unrelated news, are your posts getting moderated to this comm now? because everyone else seems to be posting instantly and my posts are getting moderated... last time it took 5 days for my post to go through and that was only after i messaged two moderators about it and i posted yesterday but it hasn't been approved and other people are still posting so i'm kind of confused about this.

[zsomeone]

Nope, it was a wikdsushi House fic actually. (I don't know that show, but read because she wrote it.)

No problems for me, might be an issue with just the newer people? You're not the only one, I had someone else ask me about this the other day, but I have no idea why that's happening.

[marie_bernard]

This was hilarious, laughed at so many things. Murderface throughout, Charles's disappointment, Skwisgaar ran out of new things years ago (sad - that makes him the King Haggard of DK) and the "gots to t'inks aheads" line is so perfectly self-unaware, I think any of the guys could say that during an episode. Thanks for writing. :)

[zsomeone]

Thanks! Murderface is just too easy, I can't help but pick on him.

One thing I decided not to throw in was the idea that they decide instead to draw dicks with hearts on them and leave them for Murderface. Just lots of dick cards, with hearts. I may or may not actually write that sometime.

[detectfevi]

Oh, loved this one xD, looking foward to see how it ends!

[zsomeone]

I finally finished writing it, so... I dunno, this weekend I guess.

[tikific]

Nathan had a dentist appointment, leaving the others all alone.

Poor Nathan! I mean, imagine his day, he's traumatized by a dentist, and then he has to deal with *these* bozos when he gets back.

(Also I was sad for Charles. When I wasn't laughing my ass off.)

[zsomeone]

They all went to bed before he got back, his dentist keeps really odd hours apparently. I don't know, I needed him to go somewhere on his own (which he never does) and that's all I could think of.

[eltiteretista]

I WANT TO SEE THE FACEBONES PRESENTATION ON HOMOSEXUALITY!!!
This is the best conversation I've ever read in Dethklok fiction, I'm telling you.
I just love how Murderface insists he's not gay and everybody ignores him :D :D

They all fail at keeping secrets and they know it XD

[zsomeone]

I tried to write Facebones, I just couldn't manage it so fuck it.

And your title is a bit more formal, I was going for more "So Your Bandmate is Dating a Dude"