Comments | capslokdethklok: A comic

ftw302 in capslokdethklok

A comic

Oct 10, 2010 13:04

WELL HEY THERE. Here's a brutal, gross, METAL comic. About Toki and pets. 'Cuz Dethklok is BRUUTAAALL WRRAUUUGGHGHHGGGHHHHHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHH and cute cuddly little pets can get pretty gnarly if left to their own devices.

Warning: Pretty gory and disgusting. Alright.
Rating: R

( OH WOWEE! PETS! )

art:-toki, art-ftw302, art:-nathan, :-comic, art-r

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metalmanagement October 10 2010, 17:11:27 UTC

I had a guinea pig who trampled/nommed on her babies.

It WAS brutal. And fairly scarring, since I was about five. o_o

ftw302 October 10 2010, 17:24:48 UTC

All kids should learn the brutality of the world and nature in general at a young age. I dunno why kindergartens don't all have snakes that kids need to feed cute little mice to, huh!?!?

larbzieg October 10 2010, 17:18:42 UTC

DEATH SURROUNDS EVERY THING TOKI LOOOOOOVES

ROFL, THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO MY BEST FRIEND IN PRIMARY SCHOOL, OH LARKY OLD TIMES IT WERE

You never fail to make to lol, did I ever say?

ftw302 October 10 2010, 17:24:03 UTC

I DUNNO MAYBE YOU DID, MAYBE YOUR ICON IS A GUY HUMPING A TV, I DUNNO, I'M NOT A DOCTOR

larbzieg October 10 2010, 17:33:31 UTC

YES, BUT CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS CAN? I CANNOT ACCESS THE CONTENTS INSIDE.

ftw302 October 10 2010, 20:56:07 UTC

USE YOUR FACE TO SMASH IT OPEN AND THEN LICK UP THE CONTENTS. YOU HAVE A POINTY FACE, YEAH?

nugatorytm October 10 2010, 18:00:04 UTC

That's right, Nathan. Immortalize Toki's failure as a pet owner.

I've heard of hamsters doing this, but not mice.

ftw302 October 10 2010, 18:14:03 UTC

I'd reckon that all little rodents do this, if they're put in that situation (a terrible one)

mijeli October 10 2010, 18:38:05 UTC

I shouldn't like this as much as I do :x

*hides*

ftw302 October 10 2010, 18:52:13 UTC

Everyone loves seeing Toki happy and then unhappy :)

gearsmoke October 10 2010, 20:20:35 UTC

So I'm guessing this is like months later - and someone's been feeding them so they've multiplied out of control?

ftw302 October 10 2010, 20:57:01 UTC

IF YOU'RE WONDERING HOW THEY EAT AND BREATH, AND OTHER SCIENCE FACTS, JUST REPEAT TO YOURSELF IT'S JUST A SHOW, YOU SHOULD REALLY JUST RELAX!

I mean yeah I dunno *SHRUG* he probably just left a TON of food and water there, or the Klokateers did it, or whatever.

misdreya October 10 2010, 21:44:44 UTC

ACTUALLY Actually actually....

uhmmmm... *thinks*

Well, it could have been that Toki got a very pregnant, and very ready to give birth girl mouse! So that like, as soon as he left she was like, "ARGGG CALL THE HOSPITAL, WHERE'S M'BAGS!?"

And then the guy mouse, having seen that he was shouldered with fathering a huge litter that wasn't his own, happily went along with eating the babies once the girl mouse started panicking about how their cage wasn't big enough to support all of them.

And then he ate a few more. You know, cuz he was hungry. (And then she did too, because she didn't want to make her new cage mate feel awkward like he was being a pig or something.)

*nod* :3

gearsmoke October 10 2010, 21:46:16 UTC

except that he starts out with 2 adults, and by the end the cage is full of both partially eaten adults AND babies.

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