THE VARIOUS TRANSLATIONS OF THE VOLUME POEM

[chuuni]

SINCE THERE HAVE BEEN SINCERE DOUBTS OF MY INTEGRITY AS A TRANSLATOR ON THE INTARWEBZ REGARDING THIS POEM, AND THERE ARE NOTIONS THAT POEMS CANNOT BE SHIPPY IN AND OF THEMSELVES AND IF THEY ARE, THAT MUST MEAN I HAVE TWISTED THE MEANINGS. THEREFORE I PRESENT TO YOU THE FOLLOWING ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE POEM

THE PROPER, EDITTED FINAL VERSION THAT

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[kawaiisdreal1]

OH MY GOD CEZ XDDD (WAIT, SHOULD I CALL YOU HAL HERE? ;P)

I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH THE LAST ONE XDDDDDD

[balladbird]

"I WELCOME MORE ADDITIONS.
I WOULD LOVE A SHAKESPEAREAN VERSION IF SOMEONE CAN DO IT XD"

SURE, I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT:

MINE HEART BEGETS MY LOATHESOME ENVY
MINE HEART BEGETS MY GLUTTONOUS CONSUMPTION
MINE HEART BEGETS THEFT AND UNENDING DESIRE
MINE HEART BEGETS NARCISSUS' FATAL FLAW
MINE HEART BEGETS WEARINESS AND APATHY WITHAL
MINE HEART BEGETS RAGE, UNENDING AND FIERCE
FROM MY HEART IS BORN, ABOVE ANY AND ALL,
MY LUSTFUL ACHING FOR ALL THAT YOU ARE

[chuuni]

OOH YOU ARE THE POET DEAR SIR. I'M AZN SO THIS SHAKESPEARE THING ISN'T MY FORTE. BRAVO.

[honeyhammer]

WIN.

[lovely_masoka]

THAT LAST ONE IS SHAKESPEARE IT SELF. BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER READ A MORE BEAUTIFUL POEM THAT THAT ONE THERE.

I-I THINK THERE IS A TEAR IN MY EYE *TEAR*

I THINK I MIGHT DO A VERSION LATER.

[dark_waterlily]

THANKS FOR GIVING ME IDEAS FOR MY SIGNATURE!!!!
ALTHOUGH I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO USE THE DELINCUENT VERSION... I CAN'T!!!

I AM GOING TO GIVI IT A TRY, DON'T BLAME IF YOU WANT TO KILL ME AFTERWARDS... I MAY END UP DOING A DN VERSION

THIS IS THE FREUDIAN VERSION

I CAN BLAME THE HEART IF I ENVY YOUR BRA/UNDERWEAR
I CAN BLAME THE HEART IF I WANT TO EAT YOU UP
I CAN BLAME THE HEART IF I AM STEALING YOUR FIRST
I CAN BLAME THE HEART IF I KNOW I WILL BE YOUR BEST
I CAN BLAME THE HEART IF I DON'T WANNA BE AWAY FROM YOUR BODY
I CAN BLAME THE HEART IF I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO TOUCHES YOUR BOOTY
I CAN BLAME THE HEART IF I WANT TO REALLY EAT YOU UP

[balladbird]

WOULDN'T THE FREUDIAN VERSION BE ONLY ONE LINE, THOUGH? ^^

"EVERYTHING I FEEL ABOUT YOU IS THE FAULT OF MY PENIS AND MY MOTHER..."

[dark_waterlily]

ULQUIORRA IS A POET... EVEN WHEN HI PENIS IS DOING THE WRITING

[chuuni]

I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.