Comments | capslock_merlin: BLATANT PITY REQUEST

roflolmaomg in capslock_merlin

BLATANT PITY REQUEST

Feb 18, 2009 21:37

HAVE NOT BEEN WELL IN SEVEN WEEKS, AND FEELING MUCH LIKE I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BRAIN.

I MISS ALL YOU GUYS AND I'M SO HAPPY NEW COMMERS ARE STARTING TO SHOW THEIR CHEEKY LITTLE FRESH FACES. <3

SEND TEA/PORN/LOVE/BADLY DONE MANIPS, Y/Y?

say hello like you have some manners, i am a retard, i hallucinate sometimes

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scifijunkie February 19 2009, 02:44:23 UTC

CHECK OUT THE MANIP derryere MADE FOR THE GAYMS (OLYMPICS) WE'LL BE DOING SOON:

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roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 03:01:31 UTC

THAT IS INCREDIBLY FRIGHTENING.

adler1013 February 19 2009, 03:03:10 UTC

HI THERE, SORRY TO HEAR YOU ARE FEELING BAD! I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON. :(

I AM WORKING ON A THING I WANT TO POST HERE SOMETIME, IT'S NOT DONE YET BUT I SHALL DEDICATE IT TO YOU IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER!

<3

roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 03:08:48 UTC

YOU'RE SWEET, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. JUST FINISH IT SOON BECAUSE I'M SURE IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY LOVELY. (:

marn_barn February 19 2009, 03:11:07 UTC

AWW, BB. SAD TO HEAR YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL. I'LL PROBABLY BE POSTING SOME LOLZY PORN IN THE NEAR FUTURE, SO THAT'S A GOOD THING, Y/N?

roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 03:12:30 UTC

V. V. YES. <3

sequinedfairy February 19 2009, 03:35:32 UTC

OH YOU POOR BABY. THAT SUCKS VERY VERY BADLY. I AM GIVING YOU LOTS OF TEA AND LOVE AND HUGS. AND MAYBE COLIN AND BRADLEY, GIFT-WRAPPED AND SHIPPED EXPRESS TO YOUR DOOR ( ... )

THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 04:47:31 UTC

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Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. sequinedfairy February 19 2009, 05:11:15 UTC

OH THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY FOR REALZ. THAT PICTURE LIGHTS UP MY LIFE. ALL/ANY RQUESTS ARE WELCOME, ALTHOUGH I AM UNABLE TO WRITE PORN AND ALSO KINDA LAZY. HONESTLY THOUGH THAT MAY BE THE BEST PICTURE EVER

Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 05:15:20 UTC

I ESPECIALLY LIKED THE PART WHERE MERLIN SAYS "ILLUMINATING" AND THEY ALL TALK ABOUT HAVING HETEROSEXUAL BATHS WITH EACH OTHER.

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A BATH WITH ALL OF THEM.

ALSO, I SWEAR I'M NOT THAT WHITE, IT JUST HAPPENS.

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RIDICULOUSLY BAD COMMENT PORN IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD 1/3 je_suis_loser February 19 2009, 04:49:00 UTC

"WHAT WAS THAT?" ARTHUR ASKED, BUT WHAT HE REALLY MEANT TO SAY WAS "TELL ME WHAT THAT WAS THIS INSTANT OR I'LL HAVE YOUR NECK, MERLIN."

"UM." MERLIN SHUFFLED HIS FEET AND NOT-SO-DISCRETELY CLOSED HIS DOOR BEHIND HIM. "THAT WAS... A MOUSE."

IF MERLIN'S UNSURE TONE HADN'T BEEN ENOUGH TO MAKE ARTHUR SUSPICIOUS, THE SOUND OF SOMETHING VERY HEAVY FALLING IN HIS ROOM WOULD HAVE.

"...A VERY BIG MOUSE."

ARTHUR SETTLE A VERY STERN GLARE ON HIM, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY ONLY HAD MERLIN LOOKING THAT MUCH SHIFTIER.

"I SWEAR, IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF A PIG."

"MERLIN, OPEN THE DOOR."

"ARE YOU SURE? IT'S QUITE THE MESS IN THERE, AND-"

"MERLINMERLIN LOOKED AS THOUGH HE WAS HOLDING HIS BREATH WHEN HE RELUCTANTLY PUSHED THE DOOR OPEN ONCE MORE, AND ONCE IT WAS HALFWAY OPENED ARTHUR KNEW WHY ( ... )

RIDICULOUSLY BAD COMMENT PORN IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD 2/3 je_suis_loser February 19 2009, 04:49:58 UTC

AS IT TURNED OUT, NOT-ARTHUR WAS, IN FACT, VERY GOOD AT SUCKING COCK; HE WENT AT IT WITH THE ENTHUSIASM OF A HUNGRY PIG AT ITS TROUGH, LICKING UP THE LENGTH LIKE IT WAS SOME DELICIOUS TREAT BEFORE SWALLOWING AS MUCH AS HE COULD OF IT AND THEN MORE, HIS THROAT WORKING AROUND THE HEAD AND DOING ABSOLUTELY AMAZING THINGS.

"NGGH," ARTHUR SAID, TRYING NOT TO THRUST, ALTHOUGH IT SEEMED AS THOUGH NOT-ARTHUR HAD NO LIMITS AT ALL. THE THOUGHT STRUCK HIM THAT IF THIS WAS WHAT THE COPY THOUGHT WAS "VERY GOOD," A BRILLIANT COCKSUCKER WOULD PROBABLY BE ENOUGH TO MAKE A LESSER MAN DIE OF PLEASURE, AND SO HE SHOULD PROBABLY SEE ABOUT THAT WITH MERLIN. HE DIDN'T WANT HIS KNIGHTS DYING FROM THE BEST ORGASMS OF THEIR LIVES IF THEY FOUND OUT, AFTER ALL. IT WAS CLEARLY IN CAMELOT'S BEST INTEREST-

NOT-ARTHUR HUMMED AROUND HIM, AND ARTHUR COULDN'T PICK UP THAT TRAIN OF THOUGHT AGAIN. HIS FINGERS TIGHTENED IN NOT-ARTHUR'S HAIR, AND THEN THE THOUGHT STRUCK HIM THAT HE HAD A FANTASTIC ASS AND WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO FUCK IT, BUT AS ( ... )

RIDICULOUSLY BAD COMMENT PORN IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD 3/3 je_suis_loser February 19 2009, 04:50:20 UTC

"OH-" ARTHUR SAID AGAIN, AND THEN FOUND HIMSELF REPEATING IT AS NOT-ARTHUR THRUST INTO HIM CONTINUOUSLY, HARD AND FAST.

"YOU'RE BRILLIANT," NOT-ARTHUR TOLD HIM, SWEATING AND PANTING ABOVE HIM, OCCASIONALLY SWOOPING IN FOR A KISS OR TO LICK ACROSS HIS CHEST.

"I'M BRILLIANT!" ARTHUR AGREED LOUDLY, MOANING AS HIS COPY WRAPPED A HAND AROUND HIS COCK, FIRST JUST KEEPING IT FROM BOBBING AGAINST HIS STOMACH, THEN STROKING, PULLING AND TWISTING AND DOING SOMETHING WITH HIS THUMB AGAINST THE HEAD, THE TIPS OF HIS FINGERS JUST BRUSHING HIS BALLS ON THE DOWNSTROKE.

"YOU ARSE," NOT-ARTHUR SAID DESPERATELY, CHANGING THE ANGLE SLIGHTLY, WHICH MADE IT MORE- WELL.

"MY ARSE IS BRILLIANT," ARTHUR AGREED AGAIN, BECAUSE HE WAS PRETTY SURE THAT WAS WHAT NOT-ARTHUR WAS TRYING TO SAY, AND EVEN IF HE WASN'T IT WAS TRUE ANYWAY. TO DEMONSTRATE, HE SAT UP AS BEST HE COULD AND GRABBED TWO HANDFULS OF NOT-ARTHUR'S ASS, PULLING HIM IN. "MY COCK IS BRILLIANT ( ... )

Re: RIDICULOUSLY BAD COMMENT PORN IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD 3/3 roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 04:57:36 UTC

;-;

IF BY RIDICULOUSLY BAD YOU MEAN TEAR-JEARKINGLY FANTASTIC AND AWE-INSPIRING, THEN YES.

I AM HERE ASTOUNDED AND FLAILING AND PLEASE SEE MY ABOVE COMMENT AND MULTIPLY IT BY TEN THOUSAND AND ALSO, HAVE MY CHILDREN AND MY CHILDREN'S CHILDREN.

SERIOUSLY. I'M JUST. WOW. MAN. YOU'RE THE BEST.

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