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roflolmaomg in capslock_merlin

BLATANT PITY REQUEST

Feb 18, 2009 21:37

HAVE NOT BEEN WELL IN SEVEN WEEKS, AND FEELING MUCH LIKE I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BRAIN.

I MISS ALL YOU GUYS AND I'M SO HAPPY NEW COMMERS ARE STARTING TO SHOW THEIR CHEEKY LITTLE FRESH FACES. <3

SEND TEA/PORN/LOVE/BADLY DONE MANIPS, Y/Y?

say hello like you have some manners, i am a retard, i hallucinate sometimes

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sequinedfairy February 19 2009, 03:35:32 UTC

OH YOU POOR BABY. THAT SUCKS VERY VERY BADLY. I AM GIVING YOU LOTS OF TEA AND LOVE AND HUGS. AND MAYBE COLIN AND BRADLEY, GIFT-WRAPPED AND SHIPPED EXPRESS TO YOUR DOOR ( ... )

THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 04:47:31 UTC

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Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. sequinedfairy February 19 2009, 05:11:15 UTC

OH THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY FOR REALZ. THAT PICTURE LIGHTS UP MY LIFE. ALL/ANY RQUESTS ARE WELCOME, ALTHOUGH I AM UNABLE TO WRITE PORN AND ALSO KINDA LAZY. HONESTLY THOUGH THAT MAY BE THE BEST PICTURE EVER

Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 05:15:20 UTC

I ESPECIALLY LIKED THE PART WHERE MERLIN SAYS "ILLUMINATING" AND THEY ALL TALK ABOUT HAVING HETEROSEXUAL BATHS WITH EACH OTHER.

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A BATH WITH ALL OF THEM.

ALSO, I SWEAR I'M NOT THAT WHITE, IT JUST HAPPENS.

Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. sequinedfairy February 19 2009, 05:50:36 UTC

THEIR BATHS ARE VERY PLATONTIC AND HETEROSEXUAL IN FACT. MORGANA ALMOST NEVER USES HER LARGE COLLECTION OF DILDOS AND ARTHUR CERTAINLY NEVER SUCKS MERLIN OFF SEVERAL TIMES IN A ROW AND THEN SULKS FOR A WEEK BECAUSE MERLIN FAILS TO GET IT UP FOR LIKE THE FIFTH TIME OR WHATEVER. NEVER. OCCASIONALLY THEY ALL TAKE PLATONIC BATHS TOGETHER. URTHER ACCIDENTALLY WALKED IN ON ONE ONCE AND HASNT LOOKED ANY OF THEM IN THE EYE SINCE. UTHER IS VERY ODD LIKE THAT.

BTW I THINK YOU LOOK RIDICULOUSLY COOL IN THAT PHOTO ESPECIALLY YOUR HAIR. I AM JEALOUS OF THE AWESOMENESS OF YOUR HAIR BECAUSE ITS LIKE WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED IF I HAD THE HAIR OR BONE STRUCTURE FOR IT.

Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 06:00:00 UTC

OH, I COMPLETELY AGREE. AND I BET GWEN NEVER EVER MAKES OUT WITH MORGANA WHILE ARTHUR AND MERLIN WATCH AND CASUALLY GET EACH OTHER OFF. PLUS IT'S PROBABLE THAT UTHER NEVER LOOKS THEM IN THE EYE AGAIN BECAUSE HE'S FIGHTING OFF INTENSE JEALOUSY AND MEMORIES OF THE OLD DAYS WHEN HE PARTOOK IN BATHS LIKE THAT.

UGH MY HAIR IS A FAIL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT DRIES WEIRD BECAUSE IT CAN'T DECIDE IF IT'S STRAIGHT OR CURLY. SO IF BY "HAD THE HAIR FOR IT" YOU MEAN "INDECISIVE AND FRIZZY AND IMPOSSIBLE", THEN BY ALL MEANS.

Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. je_suis_loser February 19 2009, 06:48:50 UTC

I UNDERSTAND YOUR HAIR PROBLEMS, BUT YOU SEE, YOURS LOOKS GOOD, AND I HAVE TO TAME MY MASSIVE HEAD-SHRUBBERY WITH LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT KIND OF SPECIAL SHAMPOOS AND SHIT. ALSO I CAN'T BRUSH IT.

Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. je_suis_loser February 19 2009, 06:47:40 UTC

I MUST AGREE HERE, YOUR HAIR IS PARTICULARLY AWESOME.

Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. binglejells February 19 2009, 22:20:10 UTC

THIS PICTURE MAKES ME WANT TO GLOMP YOU AND BATHE YOU WITH WARM TEA.

ALSO, I UNDERSTAND THE HAIR THING. I HAVE A HEAD LIKE A SHAGGY BLACK MOP COMPLETE WITH VOLUME DIANA ROSS WOULD BE JEALOUS OF, IT TAKES 7 PRODUCTS JUST TO TAME IT.

I WOULD POST A PICTURE BUT I AM NOT HALF AS BRAVE OR PRETTY AS YOUR AWESOMENESS, JUST IMAGINE A MIDGET, NECRO-MORGANA WITH BIG HAIR AND PURPLE SPECS.

FOR YOUR BRAVERY YOU GET TEA PORN. BRB WHILE I WHIP IT UP K THNX

Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. roflolmaomg February 19 2009, 23:53:10 UTC

OH PISH POSH, I'M SURE YOU'RE TOTALLY GORGEOUS AND MUCH LESS SICKLY THAN I AM, KOFF KOFF.

LOLOL, DIANA ROSS MAKES ME THINK OF PASTIES WHICH MAKES ME THINK OF ARTHUR IN PASTIES AND I'M JUST NOT GOING TO GO THERE, REALLY.

Re: THIS IS ME SHOWING MY IMMENSE APPRECIATION. binglejells February 19 2009, 23:59:00 UTC

PFFT IF BY TOTALLY GORGEOUS AND LESS SICKLY LOOKING YOU MEAN 'PALE AS DEATH AND BLIND AS A BAT WEARING EAR PLUGS AND A WAVEY AFRO' THEN YES THAT WOULD BE ME.

ARTHUR IN PASTIES IS FOOD FOR THOUGHT AND PORN. IF I DIDN'T HAVE 15 CAPSLOCK PORN FICS TO WRITE I WOULD WRITE IT. MY BRAIN RESEMBLES SPAT OUT BUBBLE GUM RIGHT NAO.

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