HALP HALP HALP HALP

[roflolmaomg]

I NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR REALLY, REALLY LAME MARY-SUEISH NAMES B/C I LIKE MAKING ARTHUR'S LIFE HELL, ESPECIALLY AT SUMMER CAMPS.

PLUS, YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY ONES I TRUST ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH WAYS TO TORTURE THE IDIOT PRINCE.

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[puppetmon]

ENOBY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY

LOL J/K.

[roflolmaomg]

JESUS

BRINGS ME BACK HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MEMORIES.

ANYTHING INVOLVING 'RAVEN' MAKES ME DIE A LOT INSIDE.

[clockworkwolves]

FUCKING YES.

HEY BITCH, YOU LOOK KWAII.

[robot_rawr]

YOU SPELLED KAWAII WRONG, DAMNIT

[meritjubet]

LADY LE'JET. PRINCESS PRIMROSE MARIGOLD FLEUR JASMINE DELPHINE. SASKIA SUNFLARE. OH! MOONDRAGON BLOODJEWEL.

[roflolmaomg]

....HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE.

[meritjubet]

OH YOU! IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID MARY SUES WHEN ONE BROWSED THE HP SECTION OF FF.N. I STILL HAVE THE SCARS.

[roflolmaomg]

MY GOODNESS, I KNOW. HP FANDOM IS A SCARY, SCARY PLACE, WHAT WITH ALL OF THE REDDISH-BROWNISH-BLONDISH-SILVER HAIRED, BLUEISH-GREENISH-AMETHYST-GRAYISH-HONEY EYES AND THE SOFT-BUT-FIRM, SKINNY-BUT-MUSCLED, DELICATE-BUT-STURDY BODIED LONG-LOST-TWINS OF DRACO/HARRY/VOLDEMORT/REMUS/SIRIUS WHOM EVERYONE FALLS IN LOVE WITH BECAUSE OF THEIR UBER NICENESS AND ALL THE GURLZ R JELUZ OF HER SKILLZ AND SUPERLOVELOVEMAGIC AND

OH GOD

THE NIGHTMARES.

[roflolmaomg]

GENIUS. GJ, BBY.

[adler1013]

OK I WILL GIVE THIS A SHOT FOR YOU BB

PRINCESS AERINNE AURORA XENIA RAYVEN EMERALDINE LE FAY!!!!!

OR LADY GEMINI SYNISTER! SOUNDS LIKE A DYSLEXIC PORN NAME, BUT THERE YOU GO.

SHE MUST BE PART "FAERIE" OR "ELEMENTAL MERMAID PRINCESS DIPSHIT" OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, TO ADD SOME SPESHUL MAGICAL ANGSTWAFFLES. MAYBE SHE COULD SOMEHOW BE PART WYVERN, WHICH IS LIKE A DRAGON EXCEPT IT IS UGLY AND WORMLIKE.

OO, EXTRA POINTS IF SHE *~*SPARKLES*~* IN FULL SUNLIGHT, MUCH LIKE HE-WHO-SHOULD-PROBABLY-NOT-BE-NAMED. OR MAYBE SHSE MELTS IN THE RAIN BECAUSE SHE'S A WITCH AND YOU SAW "THE WIZARD OF OZ," RIGHT?

AND NOW I NEED TO *TAKE* A SHOT, THIS MELTED MY BRAIN

[roflolmaomg]

THANK YOU DEAR, YOU WERE LOVELY.

I'M LIKING THIS POSSIBILITY OF SOMEHOW BEING MORGANA'S LONG LOST UBER TWIN OF MAGICAL GOODNESS.

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT, SHE HAS TO HAVE ARTHUR FALL IN LOVE WITH HER AND THEN SHE ANGSTS BECAUSE SHE THINKS HE'S SIMPLY UNDER A SPELL BUT THEN HE CONVINCES HER THAT NO, HIS LOVE IS PURE AND TWU AND MERLIN IS DONE WITH THIS SHIT AND GOES OFF SOMEWHERE TO BE AWESOME.

[adler1013]

I LOOK FORWARD TO READING THIS GLORIOUS WORK OF ART