QUAN IS THE BEST WU GUY AND THOSE WHO SAY OTHERWISE ARE OBJECTIVELY WRONG.
ANYWAY I WANT LIU BEI TO GET HIS LITTLE GOATEE THING BACK AND TO SEE THE THREE BROTHERS GET HAMMERED TOGETHER AND POSSIBLY MAKE OUT BECAUSE IT'S CHINESE HISTORY CANON AND ALSO FOR YUE YING TO GET SOME COMPLETELY BATSHIT KICKASS WEAPON THAT ISN'T AN ANNOYING BOW, MAYBE TO HAVE HER JUST DRIVE AROUND IN A JUGGERNAUT THAT SPITS FIRE AND ALWAYS TO APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE TO STEAL ZHUGGER'S KILLS.
ALSO ZHANG HE AND SIMA YI SHOULD INTERACT MORE. AND ALSO A CUTSCENE OF THE WU ZHANG PLAINS DRESS EPISODE, PLEASE OH PLEASE.
LIU BEI DOESN'T LOOK LIKE LIU BEI WITHOUT THE GOATEE. HE LOOKS LIKE A GENERIC. AND... TWELVE YEARS OLD. AND YUE YING NEED TO GO BACK TO BEING YUE YING-Y. I MEAN, I DON'T HATE THE NEW HAIRDO, BUT THE THIGHS ARE A BIT MUCH CONSIDERING SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. MAYBE SHE COULD USE THE FIST OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS OR SMTH
ALKHFAKLJSFHJASHFLKAHFSLAKHF I THINK THEY'VE BEEN INTERACTING A LITTLE TOO MUCH OFF-SCREEN, WHAT WITH SIMA YI BABBLING ABOUT HIS "BEAUTIFUL BRAIN" ALL THE TIME NOW. SO YEAH, ON-SCREEN PLOX. AND IF THEY DID THE DRESS THING, I THINK I WOULD PROBABLY DIE.
QUAN'S THE REAL CRAZY FRAT BOY. CE'S JUST A SURFER DUDE.
DW6 LIU BEI HAS THE WEIRDEST THING GOING WITH HIS FACE HE'S GOT THOSE SHIFTY EYES I DON'T KNOW. HIM AND SSX TOGETHER ARE KIND OF TERRIFYING. I LOVE YING LONG TIEM BUT SHE'D BE BETTER IF SHE WAS MOAR BADASS AND HAD TO GO AROUND BODILY SHIELDING BREAKABLE LITTLE ZHUGGERS AGAIN. SHE AND ZHEN JI BRING THE LULZ.
FFFFFFFFFFF SIMA YI'S BRAIN IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU KNOW IT. AND HE SHOULD KEEP HIS HAIR FOR DW7. AND HIS VOICE ACTOR. BUT NOT HIS SOUNDTRACK. I WANT THE JIN DYNASTY JAZZ BACK DAMNIT.
I MEAN COME ON WHICH OTHER CHARACTER HAS BEEN COMPLETELY SMASHED ON SCREEN. EVEN ZHANG FEI DON'T DO THAT SHIT YO.
HE'S A CREEEEEEEEEEEP HE'S A WEEEIIIRDOOOOO YEAH, I LIKE HER BEING ALL "DON'T TOUCH MY HUSBAND OR I'LL CUT YOU", THAT WAS FAB. AND MORE CATFIGHTS IN GENERAL I THINK
I'LL TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT, I DON'T WANT A LOOK FIRST-HAND. AND YEAH, THAT HIME-CUT REALLY SUITS HIM. HE'S PROBABLY FROTHING AT THE MOUTH THAT ZHUGGERS' IS MORE *~FASHIONABLE~*, THOUGH. AND EH HE JUST NEEDS A VOICE ACTOR THAT CAN DO THAT LAUGH.
LET'S SEE. I WANT ZHOU YU'S FOXY VOICE BACK AND I SECOND THE WANT FOR THE DRESS EPISODE AT WU ZHANG SFSDFFFF.
AND MORE GENERIC INTERACTION.
AND SHANG XIANG AND ZHEN NEED TO INTERACT, TOO.
ZHOU TAI STORY MODE PRZ. MORE QUAN PRZ. QUAN UNDRESSING ZHOU TAI AT THAT PARTY THING TO SHOW EVERYONE HIS SCARS PRZ BECAUSE IT'S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.
SPEAKING OF HISTORICALLY ACCURATE, SUN QUAN DRILLING A HOLE IN LU MENG'S BEDROOM TO WATCH HIM PRZ.
SUN QUAN GIVING LING TONG HIS CLOTHES PRZ.
SUN QUAN WAS A GREAT GUY IN HISTORY. C'MON KOEI.
MORE CAO CAO BEING A LUSTFUL PERV FOR THE QIAOS AND GUAN YU PRZ. AND CONSEQUENTLY MORE JEALOUS DUN.
I WANT ZHOU YU BACK IN GENERAL. HE'S GONE TOO ZHANG HE FOR ME TO BELIEVE THAT'S REALLY HIM AKLHGGHAKHSGLHKSKHHKLASG
YESSSSSSSSS GENERICS (IDK WHICH GAME IT WAS [PROBABLY DW3] BUT THERE WAS A RATHER CUTE CUTSCENE WITH ZHANG LIAO AND A GENERIC GOING ALL "HUH WE NEED A PLAN" AJSHFLKAJHAFS)
IDK ABOUT THE SSX/ZHEN JI INTERACTION, THOUGH. UNLESS THEY CHANGE SSX BACK. THAT'D BE FINE, THEN.
SUN QUAN CERTAINLY WAS A REAL PARTY BOY IN HISTORY, THAT'S FOR SURE
AND YESSSS FOR CAO CAO BEING A PERV/EYEBALL BEING JEALOUS. OH, IT'S SO BAD IT'S FANTASTIC
WELL SPEAKING OF ALL THE HISTORICAL ACCURACIES (OR MORE LIKE ACCURACY TO THE BOOK, WHICH IS WHAT WE ALL CARE ABOUT), HOW ABOUT SUN QUAN GOING INSANE AND SMASHIN' UP MAMA WU'S FAVOURITE COFFEE TABLE JUST TO MAKE A POINT? THAT'D BE A GREAT CUTSCENE KHGLHAKGJHKLFJG
OH MAN THE ONLY REALLY GOOD CUTSCENES I CAN THINK OF MOSTLY INVOLVE SUN QUAN...
SUN QUAN REJECTING PANG TONG FOR HIS UGLINESS.
SUN QUAN GIVING ZHOU TAI THE IMPERIAL PARASOL TO ONE UP THE GUYS WHO THINK PEASANTS DON'T DESERVE POWER.
SUN QUAN CUTTING THE TABLE TO SHOW HOW SRS HE IS FHUSDUFHSDF
ALL THE LEFTOVER GENERICS MAKE ME GIGGLE ANYWAYS. ESPECIALLY THE WEI ONES. YOU HAVE CAO ZHI WOULD WAS ABOUT TO PISS HIMSELF WHEN SIMA TURNED, AND SIMA ZHAO WHO SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETELY PANSY...
OH MAN BUT IF HE GETS ANY MORE OBSESSED WITH ZHOU TAI, KOEI MIGHT HAVE TO UP THE RATING OF THEIR GAMES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I MEAN, EVEN ZHOU TAI'S GOING "WE ARE BOUND BY FATE" THESE DAYS
I REALLY WANT THAT PANG TONG CUTSCENE THOUGH. QUAN WOULD BE ALL LIKE "UHHHHM WE ALREADY HAVE, LIKE, HUANG GAI, IT'LL RUIN OUR REPUTATION IF WE LIKE, HIRE ANOTHER UGLY PERSON, LIKE, NO OFFENCE OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW."
PUT CAO REN BACK THE WAY HE WAS. NO MORE HUNGOVER BEAT-UP TRASH CAN LOUIE EYE PAINT AND OVERLY THICK FACIAL FEATURES. NO MORE FAILTASTIC TRUE MUSOU QUOTES CALLING ENEMIES STUPID. NO MORE CONVENIENTLY FORGETTING THE SENSITIVE SIDE TO HIS PERSONALITY THAT MADE HIM SO MEMORABLE IN PREVIOUS GAMES. AND GIVE HIM SOME SUITABLE CANON PALS, DAMN IT. LIKE XU HUANG, WHO ALSO NEEDS MORE LOVE OF ALL SORTS. AND HE COULD TOTALLY RAISE A TOAST WITH LU MENG (WHO YOU DID QUITE WELL AND NEED TO KEEP THAT WAY AARGGHBLLRGGGHSDFLKSDFJ *KEYSMASH*) AFTER THE WHOLE FAN CASTLE DEALY-O. PLEASE? SOME MANSERVICE FOR THE GRUFF 'N SCRUFF FANS? WE DO EXIST, YOU KNOW.
I ALSO SHARE THE COMMON RAGE AGAINST SQUEAKY FAIRY PRINCESS SUN SHANG XIANG. I WANT AWESOME TOMBOY SSX BACK.
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ANYWAY I WANT LIU BEI TO GET HIS LITTLE GOATEE THING BACK AND TO SEE THE THREE BROTHERS GET HAMMERED TOGETHER AND POSSIBLY MAKE OUT BECAUSE IT'S CHINESE HISTORY CANON AND ALSO FOR YUE YING TO GET SOME COMPLETELY BATSHIT KICKASS WEAPON THAT ISN'T AN ANNOYING BOW, MAYBE TO HAVE HER JUST DRIVE AROUND IN A JUGGERNAUT THAT SPITS FIRE AND ALWAYS TO APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE TO STEAL ZHUGGER'S KILLS.
ALSO ZHANG HE AND SIMA YI SHOULD INTERACT MORE. AND ALSO A CUTSCENE OF THE WU ZHANG PLAINS DRESS EPISODE, PLEASE OH PLEASE.
YES.
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LIU BEI DOESN'T LOOK LIKE LIU BEI WITHOUT THE GOATEE. HE LOOKS LIKE A GENERIC. AND... TWELVE YEARS OLD.
AND YUE YING NEED TO GO BACK TO BEING YUE YING-Y. I MEAN, I DON'T HATE THE NEW HAIRDO, BUT THE THIGHS ARE A BIT MUCH CONSIDERING SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. MAYBE SHE COULD USE THE FIST OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS OR SMTH
ALKHFAKLJSFHJASHFLKAHFSLAKHF I THINK THEY'VE BEEN INTERACTING A LITTLE TOO MUCH OFF-SCREEN, WHAT WITH SIMA YI BABBLING ABOUT HIS "BEAUTIFUL BRAIN" ALL THE TIME NOW. SO YEAH, ON-SCREEN PLOX.
AND IF THEY DID THE DRESS THING, I THINK I WOULD PROBABLY DIE.
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DW6 LIU BEI HAS THE WEIRDEST THING GOING WITH HIS FACE HE'S GOT THOSE SHIFTY EYES I DON'T KNOW. HIM AND SSX TOGETHER ARE KIND OF TERRIFYING. I LOVE YING LONG TIEM BUT SHE'D BE BETTER IF SHE WAS MOAR BADASS AND HAD TO GO AROUND BODILY SHIELDING BREAKABLE LITTLE ZHUGGERS AGAIN. SHE AND ZHEN JI BRING THE LULZ.
FFFFFFFFFFF SIMA YI'S BRAIN IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU KNOW IT. AND HE SHOULD KEEP HIS HAIR FOR DW7. AND HIS VOICE ACTOR. BUT NOT HIS SOUNDTRACK. I WANT THE JIN DYNASTY JAZZ BACK DAMNIT.
DRESS THING CANONIZES THE OTP Y/Y?
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HE'S A CREEEEEEEEEEEP
HE'S A WEEEIIIRDOOOOO
YEAH, I LIKE HER BEING ALL "DON'T TOUCH MY HUSBAND OR I'LL CUT YOU", THAT WAS FAB.
AND MORE CATFIGHTS IN GENERAL I THINK
I'LL TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT, I DON'T WANT A LOOK FIRST-HAND. AND YEAH, THAT HIME-CUT REALLY SUITS HIM. HE'S PROBABLY FROTHING AT THE MOUTH THAT ZHUGGERS' IS MORE *~FASHIONABLE~*, THOUGH.
AND EH HE JUST NEEDS A VOICE ACTOR THAT CAN DO THAT LAUGH.
OH HELL YEAH
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OH WAIT. WRONG GAME.
LET'S SEE. I WANT ZHOU YU'S FOXY VOICE BACK AND I SECOND THE WANT FOR THE DRESS EPISODE AT WU ZHANG SFSDFFFF.
AND MORE GENERIC INTERACTION.
AND SHANG XIANG AND ZHEN NEED TO INTERACT, TOO.
ZHOU TAI STORY MODE PRZ. MORE QUAN PRZ. QUAN UNDRESSING ZHOU TAI AT THAT PARTY THING TO SHOW EVERYONE HIS SCARS PRZ BECAUSE IT'S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.
SPEAKING OF HISTORICALLY ACCURATE, SUN QUAN DRILLING A HOLE IN LU MENG'S BEDROOM TO WATCH HIM PRZ.
SUN QUAN GIVING LING TONG HIS CLOTHES PRZ.
SUN QUAN WAS A GREAT GUY IN HISTORY. C'MON KOEI.
MORE CAO CAO BEING A LUSTFUL PERV FOR THE QIAOS AND GUAN YU PRZ. AND CONSEQUENTLY MORE JEALOUS DUN.
AND AND. AND AND AND. WHAT ELSE.
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I WANT ZHOU YU BACK IN GENERAL. HE'S GONE TOO ZHANG HE FOR ME TO BELIEVE THAT'S REALLY HIM AKLHGGHAKHSGLHKSKHHKLASG
YESSSSSSSSS GENERICS (IDK WHICH GAME IT WAS [PROBABLY DW3] BUT THERE WAS A RATHER CUTE CUTSCENE WITH ZHANG LIAO AND A GENERIC GOING ALL "HUH WE NEED A PLAN" AJSHFLKAJHAFS)
IDK ABOUT THE SSX/ZHEN JI INTERACTION, THOUGH. UNLESS THEY CHANGE SSX BACK. THAT'D BE FINE, THEN.
SUN QUAN CERTAINLY WAS A REAL PARTY BOY IN HISTORY, THAT'S FOR SURE
AND YESSSS FOR CAO CAO BEING A PERV/EYEBALL BEING JEALOUS. OH, IT'S SO BAD IT'S FANTASTIC
WELL SPEAKING OF ALL THE HISTORICAL ACCURACIES (OR MORE LIKE ACCURACY TO THE BOOK, WHICH IS WHAT WE ALL CARE ABOUT), HOW ABOUT SUN QUAN GOING INSANE AND SMASHIN' UP MAMA WU'S FAVOURITE COFFEE TABLE JUST TO MAKE A POINT? THAT'D BE A GREAT CUTSCENE KHGLHAKGJHKLFJG
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SUN QUAN REJECTING PANG TONG FOR HIS UGLINESS.
SUN QUAN GIVING ZHOU TAI THE IMPERIAL PARASOL TO ONE UP THE GUYS WHO THINK PEASANTS DON'T DESERVE POWER.
SUN QUAN CUTTING THE TABLE TO SHOW HOW SRS HE IS FHUSDUFHSDF
ALL THE LEFTOVER GENERICS MAKE ME GIGGLE ANYWAYS. ESPECIALLY THE WEI ONES. YOU HAVE CAO ZHI WOULD WAS ABOUT TO PISS HIMSELF WHEN SIMA TURNED, AND SIMA ZHAO WHO SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETELY PANSY...
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OH MAN BUT IF HE GETS ANY MORE OBSESSED WITH ZHOU TAI, KOEI MIGHT HAVE TO UP THE RATING OF THEIR GAMES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I MEAN, EVEN ZHOU TAI'S GOING "WE ARE BOUND BY FATE" THESE DAYS
I REALLY WANT THAT PANG TONG CUTSCENE THOUGH.
QUAN WOULD BE ALL LIKE "UHHHHM WE ALREADY HAVE, LIKE, HUANG GAI, IT'LL RUIN OUR REPUTATION IF WE LIKE, HIRE ANOTHER UGLY PERSON, LIKE, NO OFFENCE OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW."
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PUT CAO REN BACK THE WAY HE WAS. NO MORE HUNGOVER BEAT-UP TRASH CAN LOUIE EYE PAINT AND OVERLY THICK FACIAL FEATURES. NO MORE FAILTASTIC TRUE MUSOU QUOTES CALLING ENEMIES STUPID. NO MORE CONVENIENTLY FORGETTING THE SENSITIVE SIDE TO HIS PERSONALITY THAT MADE HIM SO MEMORABLE IN PREVIOUS GAMES. AND GIVE HIM SOME SUITABLE CANON PALS, DAMN IT. LIKE XU HUANG, WHO ALSO NEEDS MORE LOVE OF ALL SORTS. AND HE COULD TOTALLY RAISE A TOAST WITH LU MENG (WHO YOU DID QUITE WELL AND NEED TO KEEP THAT WAY AARGGHBLLRGGGHSDFLKSDFJ *KEYSMASH*) AFTER THE WHOLE FAN CASTLE DEALY-O. PLEASE? SOME MANSERVICE FOR THE GRUFF 'N SCRUFF FANS? WE DO EXIST, YOU KNOW.
I ALSO SHARE THE COMMON RAGE AGAINST SQUEAKY FAIRY PRINCESS SUN SHANG XIANG. I WANT AWESOME TOMBOY SSX BACK.
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