LET'S SEE. I WANT ZHOU YU'S FOXY VOICE BACK AND I SECOND THE WANT FOR THE DRESS EPISODE AT WU ZHANG SFSDFFFF.
AND MORE GENERIC INTERACTION.
AND SHANG XIANG AND ZHEN NEED TO INTERACT, TOO.
ZHOU TAI STORY MODE PRZ. MORE QUAN PRZ. QUAN UNDRESSING ZHOU TAI AT THAT PARTY THING TO SHOW EVERYONE HIS SCARS PRZ BECAUSE IT'S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.
SPEAKING OF HISTORICALLY ACCURATE, SUN QUAN DRILLING A HOLE IN LU MENG'S BEDROOM TO WATCH HIM PRZ.
SUN QUAN GIVING LING TONG HIS CLOTHES PRZ.
SUN QUAN WAS A GREAT GUY IN HISTORY. C'MON KOEI.
MORE CAO CAO BEING A LUSTFUL PERV FOR THE QIAOS AND GUAN YU PRZ. AND CONSEQUENTLY MORE JEALOUS DUN.
I WANT ZHOU YU BACK IN GENERAL. HE'S GONE TOO ZHANG HE FOR ME TO BELIEVE THAT'S REALLY HIM AKLHGGHAKHSGLHKSKHHKLASG
YESSSSSSSSS GENERICS (IDK WHICH GAME IT WAS [PROBABLY DW3] BUT THERE WAS A RATHER CUTE CUTSCENE WITH ZHANG LIAO AND A GENERIC GOING ALL "HUH WE NEED A PLAN" AJSHFLKAJHAFS)
IDK ABOUT THE SSX/ZHEN JI INTERACTION, THOUGH. UNLESS THEY CHANGE SSX BACK. THAT'D BE FINE, THEN.
SUN QUAN CERTAINLY WAS A REAL PARTY BOY IN HISTORY, THAT'S FOR SURE
AND YESSSS FOR CAO CAO BEING A PERV/EYEBALL BEING JEALOUS. OH, IT'S SO BAD IT'S FANTASTIC
WELL SPEAKING OF ALL THE HISTORICAL ACCURACIES (OR MORE LIKE ACCURACY TO THE BOOK, WHICH IS WHAT WE ALL CARE ABOUT), HOW ABOUT SUN QUAN GOING INSANE AND SMASHIN' UP MAMA WU'S FAVOURITE COFFEE TABLE JUST TO MAKE A POINT? THAT'D BE A GREAT CUTSCENE KHGLHAKGJHKLFJG
OH MAN THE ONLY REALLY GOOD CUTSCENES I CAN THINK OF MOSTLY INVOLVE SUN QUAN...
SUN QUAN REJECTING PANG TONG FOR HIS UGLINESS.
SUN QUAN GIVING ZHOU TAI THE IMPERIAL PARASOL TO ONE UP THE GUYS WHO THINK PEASANTS DON'T DESERVE POWER.
SUN QUAN CUTTING THE TABLE TO SHOW HOW SRS HE IS FHUSDUFHSDF
ALL THE LEFTOVER GENERICS MAKE ME GIGGLE ANYWAYS. ESPECIALLY THE WEI ONES. YOU HAVE CAO ZHI WOULD WAS ABOUT TO PISS HIMSELF WHEN SIMA TURNED, AND SIMA ZHAO WHO SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETELY PANSY...
OH MAN BUT IF HE GETS ANY MORE OBSESSED WITH ZHOU TAI, KOEI MIGHT HAVE TO UP THE RATING OF THEIR GAMES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I MEAN, EVEN ZHOU TAI'S GOING "WE ARE BOUND BY FATE" THESE DAYS
I REALLY WANT THAT PANG TONG CUTSCENE THOUGH. QUAN WOULD BE ALL LIKE "UHHHHM WE ALREADY HAVE, LIKE, HUANG GAI, IT'LL RUIN OUR REPUTATION IF WE LIKE, HIRE ANOTHER UGLY PERSON, LIKE, NO OFFENCE OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW."
WELL YES. I DO KNOW. IT WAS ONLY OBVIOUS IN DW5 WHEN SUN QUAN WAS ALL TRYING TO GET ZHOU TAI'S ATTENTION TO PRAISE HIM. ABOUT FIFTY TIMES. AND ZHOU TAI WAS JUST ALL ... IT WAS NOTHING. :| AND WALKED OFF AND SUN QUAN WAS ALL ... ... FUCK. AND ZHOU TAI. IN WARRIORS OROCHI. HE PULLS A NOHIME AND IS ALL 'I'LL FOLLOW YOU EVEN TO HELL, MY LORD.'
YESSS. WE ALREADY HAVE OUR QUOTA OF UGLY, PLZ GTFO OF WU.
A HIGHER RATING MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BAD THING BESIDES THE OBVIOUS. KOEI MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE BOLDER AND WE MIGHT SEE A LITTLE BLOOD. I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED TO SEE NAGAMASA SLIT OPEN HIS THROAT YET THERE WAS ZERO BLOOD.
ANOTHER CUTSCENE IDEA, SIMA YI GETTING SCARED SHITLESS BY A STATUE OF ZHUGE LIANG.
ESPECIALLY IN THAT BAI DI CASTLE CUTSCENE, WHERE SUN QUAN'S ALL "... WELL FINE THEN!" AND THEN IS LIKE "NOOOO COME BACK" AND FOLLOWS HIM
AND YEAH I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT THAT (AND THEN MY BROTHER LOOKED AT ME STRANGELY BUT ANYWAY)
FITTING THAT HE ENDED UP IN SHU. I MEAN, WEI HAS ALL THE BEARS (AND... THE PEACOCKS), WU HAS ALL THE *~BISHOUNEN~*, AND SHU HAS ALL THE FREAKS. NOT THAT THAT'S A BAD THING O' COURSE.
WELL THERE'S GONNA BE PLENTY OF BLOOD IN FIST OF THE NORTH STAR WARRIORS OR W/E IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED AND YEAH THAT CUTSCENE LOOKED MORE LIKE HE SNAPPED HIS NECK RATHER THAN CUT HIS THROAT HASFKLFAKKHFL
OHHHH FUCK YES. JUST BASICALLY ALL THE WEIRD SHIT ZHUGE LIANG DID TO UNNERVE SIMA YI. LIKE THE EMPTY FORT STRATEGYYYY
WHY WHY WHYYY DID THEY TAKE THAT AWAY IN DW6 ESPECIALLY WHEN SUN QUAN GOT A SHAVE EVEN THOUGH HIS BEARD WAS KIND OF CUTE? THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO... SO... KOEI.
SHU HAS ALL THE REJECTS. YOU HAVE THE SHOEMAKER, THE BUTCHER, THE LANDSCAPE ARTIST, WEI YAN... HOW DOES ZHUGE LIANG STAY SANE. IF HE IS SANE(?).
YEAH THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR WARRIORS GAME I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO BE EXCITED OR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AFTER READING SAN... I WANT TO SEE BLOOD-SPLATTER, KOEI.
HAHA. CAN YOU IMAGINE.
ZHUGE LIANG. ON THE RAMPARTS. GATES OPEN AND PLAYING MUSIC FOR THE BEWILDERED SIMA YI BELOW.
AND SIMA YI HAVING TO EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK HE TURNED HIS MEN AROUND.
THEY DID? MY ANCIENT IPOD IS THE NEWEST PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY I HAVE, SO ALL I KNOW ABOUT DW6 IS THAT BASICALLY EVERYONE THINKS IT SUCKS EXCEPT FOR THE COSTUMES AND YEAH HIS BEARD WAS CUTE, BUT I THINK OKUNI SEEING HIM AND SUN JIAN TOGETHER THEN GOING "WHO IS THE SON AND WHO IS THE FATHER?" PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP WHY IT'S BETTER NOW IT'S GONE
HE STAYS SANE BY MAKING SIMA YI INSANE. DEAR KONGMING IS EVEN GREATER THAN WE THINK
I AM PRETTY MUCH POSITIVE THAT SOMEONE IN KOEI HEADQUARTERS READS SAN. THERE'S JUST TOO MANY COINCIDENCES...
OH GOD I CAN JUST SEE IT NOW I CAN'T BLAME ZHOU YU FOR WANTING TO SHOVE ZHUGGERS' ZITHER UP HIS ARSE
YEAH. ZHOU TAI HAS NO STORY MODE. SUN QUAN, NO STORY MODE. THEY HAVE NO INTERACTION IN DW6(BESIDES THE VOICE GALLERY). KOEI DOESN'T LOVE THEM ANYMORE.
SUN JIAN IS PRETTY FOXY(?) FOR HIS AGE, I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
AND BOY DOES HE MAKE SIMA YI INSANE. SO INSANE THAT SIMA YI MISSES HIM AFTER HE BITES THE DUST.
YOU'RE SO RIGHT. WELL, UNLESS PENG SECRETLY WORKS FOR KOEI. HMMM...
ZHOU YU JUST HATES KONGMING WITH A PASSION, DOESN'T HE. HE'D PROBABLY TAKE THE STRINGS OFF SO HE CAN STRANGLE ZHUGE LIANG WITH THEM AFTER HE SHOVED THE ZITHER UP HIS ASS.
THAT'S A BIT SAD REALLY BUT I SUPPOSE IF THEIR PERSONALISED PHRASES WERE GOOD ENOUGH... ?
YEAH, I REALLY DIG THE WHITE SPIKES
WELL, IT'S NOT ENTIRELY ZHUGE LIANG'S DOING. HE'S PRETTY UNSTABLE EVEN AROUND OTHER PEOPLE THAT... TOLERATE HIM, FOR A LACK OF A BETTER WORD (KID NEEDS FRIENDS Y/Y)
I ACTUALLY ASKED PENG ABOUT THAT AND HE SAID "I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE I DON'T WORK FOR KOEI" FLKHALKSLAHSFKJAFS
SOMETHING TO THAT EXTENT OH GOD NEW CUTSCENE ZHUGE LIANG ANNOYING ZHOU YU TO DEATH THEN GOING TO HIS FUNERAL AFLKAHFKAHSFLHAFH OH GOD THAT WOULD BE THE BEST CUTSCENE EVER
"YOU HAVE SAVED ME AGAIN, ZHOU TAI! AS LONG AS YOU ARE AROUND, I WILL HAVE NO FEAR!" "LET'S GO, ZHOU TAI! I'D FEEL MORE AT EASE IF YOU CAME WITH US." AND "MASTER SUN QUAN, STAY BY MY SIDE."
SIMA YI DOES NEED FRIENDS. THE HERMIT LIFE IS DEPRESSING. JUST IMAGINE HOW SHELTERED HE IS.
OH PENG. THAT SILLY LIAR. HE KNOWS HE DOES.
OH GOD YES UFHSDUFHS AND ZHUGE LIANG FAKING TEARS AT THE FUNERAL AND PANG TONG BEING ALL YOU'RE A DICK
COMPLETELY RELATED NOTE: ZHOU YU'S SLAIN-BY-ZHUGE-LIANG QUOTE IN DW6: "HEAVENS! WHY MUST WE HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE TOGETHER?"
D'AWWWWW INSEPARABLE (I NEED TO FINISH MY DRAWING OF SUN QUAN UP IN A HIGH TOWER WITH ZHOU TAI THE KNIGHT IN NOT-EXACTLY-SHINING ARMOUR LOOKING UP AT HIM IT IS SO CANON)
HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT ZHANG HE IS SCREWING XIAHOU YUAN
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO CHECK FO'REAL
YES AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH THAT PART KILLS ME EVERY TIME JUST... THE FACT HE IS SHOWN AS SUCH A VIRTUOUS (FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD) MAN THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE NOVEL, WHEN REALLY, HE WAS JUST A VERY SMART DOUCHEBAG
I THINK HE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN OROCHI AS WELL I THINK I NEARLY PEED, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
OH GOD PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF BUDDHA OR BISHAMONTEN OR PENG OR WHOEVER FINISH THAT DRAWING. IT IS SO TRUE.
... PROBABLY NOT. EVEN IF ZHANG HE WERE TO SLAP HIM IN THE FACE WITH IT. AND BY "IT" I MEAN. WELL.
SHFSDUFHSF HE IS A DOUCHEBAG BUT NO ONE--EXCEPT ZHOU YU AND SOMETIMES SIMA YI AND SOMETIMES PANG TONG--SEEMS TO REALIZE THAT. AT ALL. I'M SURE IT PISSES ZHOU YU OFF TO NO END. OR TO DEATH.
AHAHAHFSDFHSF... I NEED TO FIND THAT NOW. RIGHT NOW.
AND BY "FINISH" I MEANT "RE-DRAW" BECAUSE RIGHT NOW THE FINISHED DOODLE IS ABOUT 8CM HIGH ON AN A3 PAGE OF NINJA-RELATED SCRIBBLINGS
FOR HOW INTELLIGENT SIMA YI IS, HE SURE IS A BIT SLOW. IT'S ALL BOOK SMARTS AND PARANOIA
AND ZHANG FEI, IF THAT DW6 CUTSCENE I SAW MEANT ANYTHING AND WEI YAN. DEFINITELY WEI YAN. ACTUALLY, ANYONE WHO'S NOT... "VIRTUUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!!!!"OUS SEEMS TO NOTICE THAT HE'S A DICK
OR MAYBE IT WAS DW5:E. IDK, I JUST REMEMBER HEARING IT WITH HIS POST-DW5 DOPEY VOICE
IT DEFINITELY IS ALL BOOK SMARTS AND PARANOIA. THAT MAN DOES NOT TRUST ANYONE, DOES HE.
YEAH, ZHANG FEI WANTED TO THROW ZHUGE LIANG OFF A CLIFF. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN INTERESTING TO SEE, ACTUALLY. AND WEI YAN'S JUST PISSED BECAUSE ZHUGE LIANG SAW THROUGH HIS MASTER PLAN. WEI YAN'S A SCHEMER BEHIND THAT STUPID BARBARIAN FRONT. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. I THINK IT'S JUST LIU BEI AND YUE YING AND THE MORE UNSUSPECTING ONES LIKE MA CHAO AND ZHAO YUN THAT DON'T THINK HE'S A DICK. AND LU XUN'S BOYCRUSH ON KONGMING IN WARRIORS OROCHI IS HILARIOUS.
OH WAIT. WRONG GAME.
LET'S SEE. I WANT ZHOU YU'S FOXY VOICE BACK AND I SECOND THE WANT FOR THE DRESS EPISODE AT WU ZHANG SFSDFFFF.
AND MORE GENERIC INTERACTION.
AND SHANG XIANG AND ZHEN NEED TO INTERACT, TOO.
ZHOU TAI STORY MODE PRZ. MORE QUAN PRZ. QUAN UNDRESSING ZHOU TAI AT THAT PARTY THING TO SHOW EVERYONE HIS SCARS PRZ BECAUSE IT'S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.
SPEAKING OF HISTORICALLY ACCURATE, SUN QUAN DRILLING A HOLE IN LU MENG'S BEDROOM TO WATCH HIM PRZ.
SUN QUAN GIVING LING TONG HIS CLOTHES PRZ.
SUN QUAN WAS A GREAT GUY IN HISTORY. C'MON KOEI.
MORE CAO CAO BEING A LUSTFUL PERV FOR THE QIAOS AND GUAN YU PRZ. AND CONSEQUENTLY MORE JEALOUS DUN.
AND AND. AND AND AND. WHAT ELSE.
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I WANT ZHOU YU BACK IN GENERAL. HE'S GONE TOO ZHANG HE FOR ME TO BELIEVE THAT'S REALLY HIM AKLHGGHAKHSGLHKSKHHKLASG
YESSSSSSSSS GENERICS (IDK WHICH GAME IT WAS [PROBABLY DW3] BUT THERE WAS A RATHER CUTE CUTSCENE WITH ZHANG LIAO AND A GENERIC GOING ALL "HUH WE NEED A PLAN" AJSHFLKAJHAFS)
IDK ABOUT THE SSX/ZHEN JI INTERACTION, THOUGH. UNLESS THEY CHANGE SSX BACK. THAT'D BE FINE, THEN.
SUN QUAN CERTAINLY WAS A REAL PARTY BOY IN HISTORY, THAT'S FOR SURE
AND YESSSS FOR CAO CAO BEING A PERV/EYEBALL BEING JEALOUS. OH, IT'S SO BAD IT'S FANTASTIC
WELL SPEAKING OF ALL THE HISTORICAL ACCURACIES (OR MORE LIKE ACCURACY TO THE BOOK, WHICH IS WHAT WE ALL CARE ABOUT), HOW ABOUT SUN QUAN GOING INSANE AND SMASHIN' UP MAMA WU'S FAVOURITE COFFEE TABLE JUST TO MAKE A POINT? THAT'D BE A GREAT CUTSCENE KHGLHAKGJHKLFJG
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SUN QUAN REJECTING PANG TONG FOR HIS UGLINESS.
SUN QUAN GIVING ZHOU TAI THE IMPERIAL PARASOL TO ONE UP THE GUYS WHO THINK PEASANTS DON'T DESERVE POWER.
SUN QUAN CUTTING THE TABLE TO SHOW HOW SRS HE IS FHUSDUFHSDF
ALL THE LEFTOVER GENERICS MAKE ME GIGGLE ANYWAYS. ESPECIALLY THE WEI ONES. YOU HAVE CAO ZHI WOULD WAS ABOUT TO PISS HIMSELF WHEN SIMA TURNED, AND SIMA ZHAO WHO SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETELY PANSY...
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OH MAN BUT IF HE GETS ANY MORE OBSESSED WITH ZHOU TAI, KOEI MIGHT HAVE TO UP THE RATING OF THEIR GAMES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I MEAN, EVEN ZHOU TAI'S GOING "WE ARE BOUND BY FATE" THESE DAYS
I REALLY WANT THAT PANG TONG CUTSCENE THOUGH.
QUAN WOULD BE ALL LIKE "UHHHHM WE ALREADY HAVE, LIKE, HUANG GAI, IT'LL RUIN OUR REPUTATION IF WE LIKE, HIRE ANOTHER UGLY PERSON, LIKE, NO OFFENCE OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW."
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AND ZHOU TAI. IN WARRIORS OROCHI. HE PULLS A NOHIME AND IS ALL 'I'LL FOLLOW YOU EVEN TO HELL, MY LORD.'
YESSS. WE ALREADY HAVE OUR QUOTA OF UGLY, PLZ GTFO OF WU.
A HIGHER RATING MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BAD THING BESIDES THE OBVIOUS. KOEI MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE BOLDER AND WE MIGHT SEE A LITTLE BLOOD. I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED TO SEE NAGAMASA SLIT OPEN HIS THROAT YET THERE WAS ZERO BLOOD.
ANOTHER CUTSCENE IDEA, SIMA YI GETTING SCARED SHITLESS BY A STATUE OF ZHUGE LIANG.
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AND YEAH I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT THAT (AND THEN MY BROTHER LOOKED AT ME STRANGELY BUT ANYWAY)
FITTING THAT HE ENDED UP IN SHU. I MEAN, WEI HAS ALL THE BEARS (AND... THE PEACOCKS), WU HAS ALL THE *~BISHOUNEN~*, AND SHU HAS ALL THE FREAKS. NOT THAT THAT'S A BAD THING O' COURSE.
WELL THERE'S GONNA BE PLENTY OF BLOOD IN FIST OF THE NORTH STAR WARRIORS OR W/E IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED
AND YEAH THAT CUTSCENE LOOKED MORE LIKE HE SNAPPED HIS NECK RATHER THAN CUT HIS THROAT HASFKLFAKKHFL
OHHHH FUCK YES. JUST BASICALLY ALL THE WEIRD SHIT ZHUGE LIANG DID TO UNNERVE SIMA YI. LIKE THE EMPTY FORT STRATEGYYYY
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THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO... SO... KOEI.
SHU HAS ALL THE REJECTS. YOU HAVE THE SHOEMAKER, THE BUTCHER, THE LANDSCAPE ARTIST, WEI YAN... HOW DOES ZHUGE LIANG STAY SANE. IF HE IS SANE(?).
YEAH THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR WARRIORS GAME I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO BE EXCITED OR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AFTER READING SAN...
I WANT TO SEE BLOOD-SPLATTER, KOEI.
HAHA. CAN YOU IMAGINE.
ZHUGE LIANG. ON THE RAMPARTS. GATES OPEN AND PLAYING MUSIC FOR THE BEWILDERED SIMA YI BELOW.
AND SIMA YI HAVING TO EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK HE TURNED HIS MEN AROUND.
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AND YEAH HIS BEARD WAS CUTE, BUT I THINK OKUNI SEEING HIM AND SUN JIAN TOGETHER THEN GOING "WHO IS THE SON AND WHO IS THE FATHER?" PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP WHY IT'S BETTER NOW IT'S GONE
HE STAYS SANE BY MAKING SIMA YI INSANE.
DEAR KONGMING IS EVEN GREATER THAN WE THINK
I AM PRETTY MUCH POSITIVE THAT SOMEONE IN KOEI HEADQUARTERS READS SAN. THERE'S JUST TOO MANY COINCIDENCES...
OH GOD I CAN JUST SEE IT NOW
I CAN'T BLAME ZHOU YU FOR WANTING TO SHOVE ZHUGGERS' ZITHER UP HIS ARSE
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ZHOU TAI HAS NO STORY MODE.
SUN QUAN, NO STORY MODE.
THEY HAVE NO INTERACTION IN DW6(BESIDES THE VOICE GALLERY). KOEI DOESN'T LOVE THEM ANYMORE.
SUN JIAN IS PRETTY FOXY(?) FOR HIS AGE, I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
AND BOY DOES HE MAKE SIMA YI INSANE. SO INSANE THAT SIMA YI MISSES HIM AFTER HE BITES THE DUST.
YOU'RE SO RIGHT. WELL, UNLESS PENG SECRETLY WORKS FOR KOEI. HMMM...
ZHOU YU JUST HATES KONGMING WITH A PASSION, DOESN'T HE. HE'D PROBABLY TAKE THE STRINGS OFF SO HE CAN STRANGLE ZHUGE LIANG WITH THEM AFTER HE SHOVED THE ZITHER UP HIS ASS.
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BUT I SUPPOSE IF THEIR PERSONALISED PHRASES WERE GOOD ENOUGH... ?
YEAH, I REALLY DIG THE WHITE SPIKES
WELL, IT'S NOT ENTIRELY ZHUGE LIANG'S DOING. HE'S PRETTY UNSTABLE EVEN AROUND OTHER PEOPLE THAT... TOLERATE HIM, FOR A LACK OF A BETTER WORD (KID NEEDS FRIENDS Y/Y)
I ACTUALLY ASKED PENG ABOUT THAT AND HE SAID "I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE I DON'T WORK FOR KOEI" FLKHALKSLAHSFKJAFS
SOMETHING TO THAT EXTENT
OH GOD NEW CUTSCENE
ZHUGE LIANG ANNOYING ZHOU YU TO DEATH
THEN GOING TO HIS FUNERAL AFLKAHFKAHSFLHAFH OH GOD THAT WOULD BE THE BEST CUTSCENE EVER
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"YOU HAVE SAVED ME AGAIN, ZHOU TAI! AS LONG AS YOU ARE AROUND, I WILL HAVE NO FEAR!"
"LET'S GO, ZHOU TAI! I'D FEEL MORE AT EASE IF YOU CAME WITH US."
AND
"MASTER SUN QUAN, STAY BY MY SIDE."
SIMA YI DOES NEED FRIENDS. THE HERMIT LIFE IS DEPRESSING. JUST IMAGINE HOW SHELTERED HE IS.
OH PENG. THAT SILLY LIAR. HE KNOWS HE DOES.
OH GOD
YES
UFHSDUFHS
AND ZHUGE LIANG FAKING TEARS AT THE FUNERAL
AND PANG TONG BEING ALL
YOU'RE A DICK
COMPLETELY RELATED NOTE: ZHOU YU'S SLAIN-BY-ZHUGE-LIANG QUOTE IN DW6: "HEAVENS! WHY MUST WE HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE TOGETHER?"
HAVING BORN YU, WHEREFORE ALSO LIANG SHFFFF
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(I NEED TO FINISH MY DRAWING OF SUN QUAN UP IN A HIGH TOWER WITH ZHOU TAI THE KNIGHT IN NOT-EXACTLY-SHINING ARMOUR LOOKING UP AT HIM IT IS SO CANON)
HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT ZHANG HE IS SCREWING XIAHOU YUAN
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO CHECK FO'REAL
YES AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH THAT PART KILLS ME EVERY TIME
JUST... THE FACT HE IS SHOWN AS SUCH A VIRTUOUS (FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD) MAN THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE NOVEL, WHEN REALLY, HE WAS JUST A VERY SMART DOUCHEBAG
I THINK HE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN OROCHI AS WELL
I THINK I NEARLY PEED, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
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... PROBABLY NOT. EVEN IF ZHANG HE WERE TO SLAP HIM IN THE FACE WITH IT. AND BY "IT" I MEAN.
WELL.
SHFSDUFHSF HE IS A DOUCHEBAG BUT NO ONE--EXCEPT ZHOU YU AND SOMETIMES SIMA YI AND SOMETIMES PANG TONG--SEEMS TO REALIZE THAT. AT ALL. I'M SURE IT PISSES ZHOU YU OFF TO NO END. OR TO DEATH.
AHAHAHFSDFHSF... I NEED TO FIND THAT NOW. RIGHT NOW.
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FOR HOW INTELLIGENT SIMA YI IS, HE SURE IS A BIT SLOW. IT'S ALL BOOK SMARTS AND PARANOIA
AND ZHANG FEI, IF THAT DW6 CUTSCENE I SAW MEANT ANYTHING
AND WEI YAN. DEFINITELY WEI YAN. ACTUALLY, ANYONE WHO'S NOT... "VIRTUUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!!!!"OUS SEEMS TO NOTICE THAT HE'S A DICK
OR MAYBE IT WAS DW5:E. IDK, I JUST REMEMBER HEARING IT WITH HIS POST-DW5 DOPEY VOICE
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IT DEFINITELY IS ALL BOOK SMARTS AND PARANOIA. THAT MAN DOES NOT TRUST ANYONE, DOES HE.
YEAH, ZHANG FEI WANTED TO THROW ZHUGE LIANG OFF A CLIFF. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN INTERESTING TO SEE, ACTUALLY. AND WEI YAN'S JUST PISSED BECAUSE ZHUGE LIANG SAW THROUGH HIS MASTER PLAN. WEI YAN'S A SCHEMER BEHIND THAT STUPID BARBARIAN FRONT.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. I THINK IT'S JUST LIU BEI AND YUE YING AND THE MORE UNSUSPECTING ONES LIKE MA CHAO AND ZHAO YUN THAT DON'T THINK HE'S A DICK.
AND LU XUN'S BOYCRUSH ON KONGMING IN WARRIORS OROCHI IS HILARIOUS.
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AND FOR THAT I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM
I CAN IMAGINE LIU BEI GOING ALL "THAT WAS UNNECESSARY" AT FEI AND THEN THEY JUST HUG AND MAKE UP
... WHAT BOYCRUSH LDKJHFLKJAHFKJHSAKJHJKHAF
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