Comments | capslock_hood: WHILE I WAS AWAY FROM THE INTERNETS...

queerlyobscure in capslock_hood

WHILE I WAS AWAY FROM THE INTERNETS...

Sep 16, 2009 22:30

I HAD A BIT OF A WALK AROUND MY HOMETOWN. I COULDN'T NOT SHOW YOU GUYS THIS SIGN. THE ONLY THING I HAVE ALTERED IN THIS PHOTO IS BRIGHTNESS/CONTRAST TO MAKE IT EASIER TO READ. I SWEAR, I DO NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
( CUT BECAUSE IT'S A SURPRISE )

pants, there is no point to this post, but not as we know it, robin is watching you, i am lame

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sparklyglampire September 16 2009, 13:13:14 UTC

THERE ARE APPARENTLY ALSO KITTENS PROTECTING YOU! I WOULD FEEL INCREDIBLY SAFE KNOWING THAT ROBS AND SOME KITTENS WERE MAKING SURE I DIDN'T GET STABBED UP.

queerlyobscure September 16 2009, 13:57:14 UTC

WANT TO KNOW A HILARIOUS FACTOID? KITTENS IS THE LOCAL STRIP CLUB.

ALSO ROBBIN PROTECTING YOU =/= NOT GETTING STABBED. MARIAN LEARNED THE HARD WAY.

railise September 16 2009, 14:40:22 UTC

JUST DON'T TAUNT ANYONE HOLDING A STABBY WEAPON. UNLESS YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY STRIPPERS. (THIS WAS THE PART OF THE EQUATION THAT MAZ MISSED.)

queerlyobscure September 17 2009, 07:25:13 UTC

I SORT OF LIKE THIS "SURROUNDED BY STRIPPERS" IDEA...D'YOU SUPPOSE I COULD GET THE REST OF THE OUTLAWS TO FILL IN FOR THEM?

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hazular September 16 2009, 17:10:00 UTC

...WHAT'S PINT'N'PICKLE? IT SOUNDS AMUSING.

queerlyobscure September 17 2009, 07:23:59 UTC

THE PINT 'N' PICKLE BILLS ITSELF AS A "TRADITIONAL BRITISH PUB" - IT'S A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS, IMMHO, BUT THE UNEDUCATED MASSES TEND TO FALL FOR IT. BECAUSE TECHNO MUSIC IS A FEATURE OF MOST CORNER PUBS IN BRITAIN, FOR REAL.

phadria September 17 2009, 13:58:55 UTC

OH NOES! WE DON'T SAY PICKLES SO THEY HAVE FAILED BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN STARTED
THEY'RE CALLER 'GHERKINS'
ALSO, UNLESS IT SMELLS OF BEER AND MR. SHEEN, IT IS NOT A PROPER PUB.
FOUL TEMPERED LANDLORD IS A BONUS

hazular September 17 2009, 15:28:03 UTC

OH YEAH TOTALLY. BECAUSE WHENEVER I NIP INTO MY LOCAL I ALWAYS SEE THE BEARDY OLD MEN ENJOYING A BIT OF A RAVE.

aceofhadeon September 17 2009, 02:57:33 UTC

SO STRIPPER KITTENS AND ROBS ARE PROTECTING ME IN MAH TAXI. I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD POSSIBLY FEEL SAFER!

queerlyobscure September 17 2009, 07:27:34 UTC

I KNOW. I THINK I WILL MENTION TO MY MUM THAT SHE NEEDN'E PANIC ABOUT ME GOING OUT, BECAUSE ROBS AND A HEARD OF KITTENS ARE WATCHING MY BACK.

phadria September 17 2009, 13:59:24 UTC

AND STRIPPERS!

lakegirl September 17 2009, 10:36:58 UTC

AWW SWEET. I'M QUITE ENVIOUS, BECAUSE THE BEST RH THING OVER HERE IS A 'PUB' CALLED ROBIN HOOD AND IT'S NOT NEARLY AS SAFE. AND THEY DON'T HAVE A JOINT VENTURE WITH KITTENS, EITHER. :(

queerlyobscure September 17 2009, 11:01:41 UTC

YEAH, ROBIN HOOD IS ACTUALLY "THE ROBIN HOOD TAVERN" - IT'S A HOLE, BUT APPARENTLY A PHILANTHROPIC HOLE. I LIKE IT FOR THE FREE POOL TABLES AND "OPEN 'TIL 5 AM EVERY NIGHT" THING.

I'M GONNA PRETEND HE IS LOOKING OUT FOR ME THOUGH. PERHAPS HE HIDES BEHIND THE GIANT ROBIN HOOD MURAL?

lakegirl September 17 2009, 13:02:00 UTC

NEVER STOP PRETENDING, I SAY.

MAYBE IT IS A WORLD WIDE NETWORK OF DO-GOODERS, DISGUISED AS PUB-TYPE-THINGS? MUCH LIKE THE MAFFIA BEHIND FUNERAL PARLOURS AND BUTCHER SHOPS, BUT MORE POSITIVE AND DASHING.

phadria September 17 2009, 14:00:09 UTC

I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT WORLD MORE THAN IN BONCHURCH

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