ROBIN HOOD WITHOUT...ROBIN?

[grey_mills]

OKAY, I COULDN'T HOLD OFF ANY LONGER WITH MY GUY MACROS, SO SORRY IF YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THEM ALREADY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE SEEING MORE.

DON'T WORRY; I HAVEN'T FORGOT THAT THE SHOW'S CALLED 'ROBIN HOOD'. I'M MERELY WORKING OFF THAT SUB-SHOW CALLED 'THE WILD ADVENTURES OF GUY OF GISBORNE' THAT THE BBC DECIDED NOT TO SHOW AT THE LAST MINUTE.

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[grey_mills]

GLAD YOU LIKED IT!

GUY+SHERIFF=LULZ

[aceofhadeon]

GAH, YOUR ICON IS SO HOT. I LOVE THAT FACE: THE FEROCITY IN HIS EYES, THE SILKY BANGS THAT FALL JUST RIGHT...

*DIES FROM HILARITY AND GUY HOTNESS OVERLOAD* *REVIVES*

GIFS, GREAT IDEA! MAKES IT EASIER TO SAVE FOR LATER LOLZ. I'M DIGGIN' THE TOP ONE - GUY'S EXPRESSIONS ARE SO PERFECT! IT'S OK, GUY, SHERRY'S JOKES USUALLY SUCK ANYWAY.

THAT OLD WOMAN WOULD BE MORE ROB'S STYLE ANYWAY. GUY'S DOING PIEFACE A FAVOR BY SHOWING HIM WHO HIS TRUE LOVE IS.

AH, TO SEE DOORWAY!GUY IN MY DOORWAY! *DIES AGAIN* PLUS THAT SCENE IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER SAW HIM, SO I LOVE IT EVEN HARDER!

GUY WOULD CREAM (HAHA!) GORDAN AND BOBBY FLAY. THEN HE'D LOCK THEM IN THE DUNGEONS.

GUY/ALLAN SCENE=WIN! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT GUY WAS THINKING.

EXCELLENT WORK. I HAVE INDEED BEEN GUHED.

[grey_mills]

I'VE BEEN REWATCHING SOME OF S3 AND AM CONSTANTLY BEING BOWLED OVER BY GUY'S HOTNESS. EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY BEEN A WEEK OR SO SINCE I LAST WATCHED ANY ROBIN HOOD, I'M AMAZED AT HOW APPEALING GUY IS. HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T GET OLD OR BORING. *IS MAJORLY GUHED*

POOR GUY... HE REALLY ISN'T A FUNNY SORT OF CHAP, BUT VAIZEY SEEMS TO INSIST ON TESTING OUT HIS LAME JOKES ON HIM. CAN'T YOU GIVE IT A BREAK, SHERIFF? GUY'S GOT ENOUGH ON HIS PLATE ALREADY, HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR STUPID JOKES! *SHAKES FIST AT SCREEN*

[aceofhadeon]

**HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T GET OLD OR BORING. *IS MAJORLY GUHED* **

THAT'S FOR CERTAIN! WE WATCHED 3X5-7 IN THE REWATCH, AND I JUST COULDN'T GET OVER HOW LOVELY HE WAS. RICHARD'S SUCH A GREAT ACTOR AND PUTS SO MUCH PASSION IN HIS PORTRAYAL THAT I COULD WATCH HIM FOR AGES. AND GUY'S JUST SO FASCINATING OF A CHARACTER.

AFTER AWHILE, GUY JUST GAVE UP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE JOKES; NOW HE JUST CHUCKLES EVILLY OR SMIRKS WHENEVER HE THINKS VASEY'S TELLING A JOKE. SOMETIMES THIS LEADS TO PROBLEMS, HOWEVER, AS GUY OCCASIONALLY MISTAKES AN ORDER FOR A FUNNY. POOR GUY, CAN'T WIN FOR LOSING.

[grey_mills]

I WATCHED SOME OF 3X5 TODAY SINCE I FELT LIKE WRITING A BIT OF GUYFIC. I THINK IT TOOK ME ABOUT 0.0000934 SECONDS TO MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF ADORING FANGIRL GOO. I'M SURE IT'S NOT TERRIBLY HEALTHY TO BECOME SO HELPLESS AND ENAMOURED IN SUCH A SHORT TIME AT SUCH FREQUENT SHOWINGS, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. I THINK I'VE CONTRACTED A RATHER SERIOUS CASE OF FANGIRLITIS. MAYBE DOCTOR ARMITAGE CAN COME AND CURE ME. HE'S MY ONLY HOPE NOW. *SMIRK*

NOW HE JUST CHUCKLES EVILLY OR SMIRKS WHENEVER HE THINKS VASEY'S TELLING A JOKE. SOMETIMES THIS LEADS TO PROBLEMS, HOWEVER, AS GUY OCCASIONALLY MISTAKES AN ORDER FOR A FUNNY.
I CHOKED FROM LAUGHING! YES, POOR GUY INDEED.

[aoxelfrieda]

SO BRILLIANT! I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE ONE WHERE GUY TRICKS ROBIN INTO MARRYING AN OLD LADY SO HE CAN SEX UP MAZ FROM BEHIND. WAIT, WASN'T THAT, LIKE, A REAL EPISODE? NO, JUST IN MY MIND, IT SEEMS . . .

[grey_mills]

WELL, IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN A REAL EPISODE; IT'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE ONE! IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME GUY AND ROBIN HAD A TUFFLE OVER WHO GETS WHAT.

THEY'RE ALMOST LIKE LITTLE BOYS FIGHTING OVER A STICK OF CANDY OR SOMETHING.

[aceofhadeon]

THEY DO INDEED ACT LIKE A COUPLE LITTLE BOYS! IF CANDYBARS HAD BEEN AROUND BACK THEN, YOU BET THEY'D BE FIGHTING OVER 'EM. AS IT IS, CANDY WOULD BE BETTER THAN MAZ IMO. CANDY IS ALWAYS LOVING AND CARING AND SWEEEEET.

[grey_mills]

YEAH, AND DOESN'T TRY TO STEAL YOUR MONEY OR PUNCH YOU AT THE ALTAR.

OH, GUY... YOU SHOULD HAVE SOOOO STUCK WITH THE CANDYBAR.

[snowystingray]

ALL OF THESE ARE GREAT BUT I THINK THE GUY-AS-GORDON ONE IS MY FAVORITE JUST BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING INHERENTLY HILARIOUS ABOUT IMAGING GUY TALKING ABOUT FRIED CHICKEN (OR EVEN JUST SAYING THE WORD "NOODLES." COME ON, IT'S FUNNY).

POOR VAYSEY, HIS SENSE OF HUMOR IS COMPLETELY WASTED ON 1) GUY, WHO NEVER GETS IT AND 2) PEASANTS, WHO ARE USUALLY THE ONES BEING JOKED ABOUT AS THEY ARE GETTING READY TO DIE. WHAT A SHAME.

[grey_mills]

YES, THAT ONES ALWAYS MAKES ME GIGGLE BECAUSE OF THE EXACT REASONS YOU STATED. I REMEMBER JUST LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE OF GUY AND THINKING HOW HE LOOKED JUST LIKE GORDAN RAMSAY WHEN HE'S SHOUTING AT STAFF IN SOME KITCHEN. THEN, IT OCCURED TO ME THAT GUY PROBABLY IS A CHEF WHEN HE'S NOT HAVING TO RUN AROUND THE FOREST CHASING SOME SILLY OUTLAWS. THAT WOULD CERTAINLY EXPLAIN ANY MOMENTS WHEN HE SEEMS TO BE DOING HIS DAYJOB HALF-HEARTEDLY. ALL THOSE TIMES, HAVING TO RUN AFTER ROBIN, WHEN HE COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING BANANA PANCAKES...

AND VASEY CHOSE THE WRONG JOB TOO. ANYBODY CAN SEE HE SHOULD'VE BEEN A JESTER, NOT A SHERIFF.

[aceofhadeon]

SUCH MISDIRECTED LIVES GUY AND SHERRY LEAD. *SIGH* I AN JUST SEE GUY NOW, A CHEF HAT ON AND WEARING AN APRON AS HE FLAMBÉS SOMETHING. OR MAYBE HE'S A BBQ TYPE OF MAN? VERY MASCULINE, THAT.

[grey_mills]

YES, BBQ IS DEFINITELY ON HIS FAVOURITES LIST, AS IS CHINESE STIR-FRY (HENCE THE NOODLES) AND D'ESCARGOTS. SOME MIGHT SEE EATING SNAILS AS MAJOR EW, BUT GUY ACQUIRED THE TASTE WHILE ON HIS LONELY WANDERINGS THROUGH FRANCE, SO BLAME THAT SIDE OF THE CHANNEL FOR ANY OF HIS FAULTS, IF IN FACT THEY EXIST.

WE REALLY SHOULD REWRITE ROBIN HOOD IN THE WAY THAT THE CHARACTERS WERE REALLY MEANT TO BE. IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MORE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE THEN.

[thymelady]

*TOTALLY AND HAPPILY GUH'ED* WOW, THANKS, I NEEDED THAT! LOVE'M ALL LIKE THEY WERE MY OWN LITTLE BABIES! GUY'S CLUELESS EXPRESSION IS ALWAYS ADORABLE!

BUT, OH - TREEPORN! TREEEEEPORN! HAPPY GUY FACE & TREEPORN! *THUD*

[grey_mills]

TREEPORN IS THE MAIN REASON WHY THIS SHOW EXISTS. THERE WOULD BE NO ROBIN HOOD WITHOUT THAT.

AND I'M GLAD YOU'VE BEEN GUHED! IT IS A STATE THAT ALL SHOULD WISH TO ATTAIN BEFORE THIS LIFETIME IS OUT. *IS GUHED*